I'm excited to report that I have found the solution to my Spooning problem!
Who knew IKEA would come to my rescue in my desperate times.
I told my beloved hubby of ALMOST 7 YEARS COME APRIL 16th (day after the tax deadline, we figured we needed 2 things to stress about every year) that I was going to buy him a substitute to cuddle with.
She is huggable and squeezable with no danger of being strangled to death unlike her human counter part who wakes up after her air supply is cut off in the middle of the night. You know, that might explain why I've become so forgetful. Lack of oxygen to my brain...
If you think poor Hippodot has a pitiful look on her face now, imagine what she'll look like 7 years from now...
I did give him a choice between an alligator and a hippo but he left it up to me to choose. Of course I chose the one which would be better blog material! ;op