Does that mean "Sacred Blood"? Cuz I was going for "Holy Shit".
I find it offensive that you are over dramatizing your stomach flu when there are real people in the world suffering from terminal illnesses. You've had discomfort for a couple of days. So what? How about you get a life!
December 30, 2007 3:56 PM"
Dear anonymous, if the subliminal message I was sending with my last post was, "I have no sympathy for terminally ill people" I apologize.
The message I was trying to send but must have taken the wrong notes on "Subliminal Messaging 101" was: "Send me money."
I wonder if I misplaced a comma? That can make a world of a difference!
Anyway, won't you feel silly when you find out that I was at the brink of death. Will you feel bad when I tell you something happened to me that nearly made my eyes roll to the back of my head forever? Will I have your sympathy then? Because I really really want it.
Well, I'm gonna take my chances and tell you, hoping that you came back of course.
You see, even though I was better on Saturday, I still couldn't have the food I usually stuff myself with. Then!! Andy decided to order from my favorite pizza place (Giordano's) and order the most de-lish pizza in the world. When the aroma started floating to my little nose... [excuse me a second, I'm having a relapse ::shiver::]
Sorry about that, when I smelled the pizza, I nearly died knowing I couldn't have any!!
I. NEARLY. DIED.
Don't worry, you don't have to leave me an anonymous apology. I know you feel terrible.......movin' on.......
Well, I had plans to tell you guys that I have now put Archibald the Ugly out on the curb but I ran out of time!!
I also wanted to wish you guys a:
Happy New Year!!
But now I'm distracted.
Just so you guys know, 2008 is the year of the rat. Yours truly will have an awesome year! (Anonymous, that means: I. will. have. an. awesome. year.)