Me to Milton: Ick! My purse smells like rotten mango!
Milton: What? It smells like what?
Me: Rotten mango.
Milton (horrified): Why would it smell like that?
Me: Because I put it in there a couple days ago and forgot about it.
Milton (face ashen white and looking puke-y): Why would you do that? Why? Unless I'm confused about what 'mangoo' means?
Me: … … … I said MANGO not MANGOO … MANGO!
Milton (looking relieved): Oh! Okay! That makes sense! Rotten MANGO! I was wondering if 'mangoo' was slang for—
Me: No! Let's just... let's just … I don't know what to say right now so I'm just going to pretend this conversation never took place.
::lays on floor in fetal position chanting hymns::