-Day 66.
I've got nothin' today. Zilch. Nada.
I'll leave you with a question Milton asked me. Don't be afraid to shout out the answer!
Milton:
What is the name of that one song they sing in church. You know, the one that goes "Haaaaallelujah, Haaaaaallelujah Haaaa-lle-luuu-jah"
Bee: [rolling my eyes]
Milton:
What is the name of that one song they sing in church. You know, the one that goes "Haaaaallelujah, Haaaaaallelujah Haaaa-lle-luuu-jah"
Bee: [rolling my eyes]
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" (the one from Iron Butterfly). It's Latin for "In the Garden of Eden".
PasS the mushroOms.
HA HA HA HA
ReplyDeleteFIRST!!
This one made me laugh histerically...
how do you tolerate the insanity???
M
Well.
ReplyDeleteThat was, um, everything I ever wished for.
Everything.
I've got nothing to comment today.
ReplyDeleteZilch.
Nada.
Κανένα.
I haven't even got a funny video to make up for it.
Dear Bee
ReplyDeleteHow does your nothing, nada, zilch still manage to make me laugh? It must be a family trait because your brother's non-post made me laugh too.
Love
Tracy
hey, guess what? I ate at OTB and didn't even steal the plate
ReplyDeleteM:
ReplyDeleteIt's not easy. Good thing I'm cheesy.
NCS:
HA! Yeah, no need to thank me. ;o)
Brian:
YOU CAN ALWAYS DO THAT MEME!!! Sorry, didn't mean to shout.
Tracy:
I'm glad you laughed. So, are singing yet?
jean knee:
I loooooove OTB! Love it!
BEE, I JUST READ DAN'S BLOG, IN WHICH YOU STATE HE IS THE FUNNIEST OF YOUR BROTHERS... IS HE THE FUNNIEST, OR THE ONLY ONE WITH A BLOG???
ReplyDeleteTHIS IS WAR!! WHERE DO I SIGN UP TO START MY OWN BLOG???
So I blind man walks into a bar, sits, asks for a drink and says "hey do you all want to here a blonde joke?". The woman sitting next to him says "Sir I know you are blind, so let me explain this to you, I am an off duty police officer, I am 6'1", bench press 305, and I am blonde. The bartender is a black belt in Ju Jitsu and is blonde. The bouncer is also blonde, an ex parole officer, weighs 220 lbs of pure aggression, and is standing right next to you ready to take you down. Now, are you SURE you want to tell your little 'blonde joke'??" The man defeated says "Well if I am going to have to explain it three times after telling it HELL NO!!!" Now that is funny.
AND YES I DID TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS ON PURPOSE.
THE FUNNY ONE IN THE FAMILY, AND THE BEST LOOKING ONE TOO.
SC
Well Chex, I can tell jokes too.
ReplyDeleteA married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that
they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.
After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.
He said, 'Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek'
*******MINE WAS FUNNIER!******
;op
Oh, and don't be Jello-O!
ReplyDeleteSee how I snuck that in?
Bee
ReplyDeleteDon't say I'm funnier, you don't want SC to get all sensative.
11th!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot even close to being as funny as mine...
ReplyDeleteTry again, but this time make me laugh and not roll my eyeballs.
SC
I'm singing it. I have that pyschadelic background going on in my head, too. It makes praise to the Lord of Lords funky.
ReplyDeleteLittle brother, can I call you little brother?, I’m not taking ownership for the joke I told. That’s why I said “I can tell a joke too” Being funny is not how many jokes you know.
ReplyDeleteSit down so you can get a quick lesson from Big Sister.
Being funny is being able to talk and ramble and not make sense and still make someone smile after you have finished speaking/writing.
Now, on these comments here, how many people said they laughed? Maybe a couple more of them smiled. Even if I’m not “knee slapper funny”, I still brighten someone’s day.
Lesson over.
Ahhh...the sweet smell of sibling rivalry...I know it well....
ReplyDeleteThat's actually all I had to say. So I had ALMOST nothin'. Practically zilch. That counts, right??
Bex, OUT.
In a non gay statement, Rick is the best looking IMHO.
ReplyDelete& being totally non biased, Bee is the funniest there is ( besides me :p)
Did your brother not get enough attention when he was growing up?
ReplyDeleteJust because you say you are funny it doesn't truly mean you are. I would think the public would be the judge of that?
I’ll have to pay his blog a visit. Wait, he said he doesn’t have one right?
TCR
lol...lol I liked the burnt one!
ReplyDeleteDidn't Dan tell us the Blond joke a while ago?
This post is getting better by the minute. YEAH!!! jokes!!
ReplyDelete*Makes popcorn*
I cant believe youre still going strong! Did she believe you?? How can somebody who works with money be so stupid!
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