I'm not kidding. The news said we were getting snizzle!
I cannot believe winter is being such a BITCH!! I was walking around with just a sweater these past few days and now back to shoveling snow!!
Well, I don't shovel snow personally, I have a boy who does that. Don't feel too bad for him, he gets paid in kisses. ;o)
Anyway, disturbing searches reported to me by my trusty Sitemeter. You can click on the links to see what else came up for these sickos! Uh... unless they found me so entertaining they kept coming back. If that's the case they're not sickos, they're inquisitive peers.
Aaaand away we go!
red streaks in crotch
::shiver:: I'm afraid to ask who would do this search! The dye burned my head, I can't imagine what it would do to the sensitive zone!
woman crushes a bee
The innocent always suffer. Whatever I did to you... I'm sure it was on purpose.
how long is a bee an egg?
Until somebody makes me an omelet.
gap in front teeth sign of promiscuity
For the love of skittles!!!! I have a gap in between my front two teeth but I'm not a hoochie!
dictionary for buenos nachos
If you find it let me know. I'm always on the hunt for buenos nachos.
::shiver:: For the love of mike! Don't click on that one!
what i do if i will bee abducted by aliens
I was the number one site to come up on this one! Yeah! Here's what you do:
Stop. Drop. And roll!
buy meet the fockers fake man boob
Be careful with that link cuz one of the blogs says "Suck my man boobs"...
I come up on the second page.
Not on your life.
Unless it’s me begging for people to click on Humor-Blogs.
I know when you do. I know when you don’t. Must I beg some more?
Okay that's it for this installation of meet my Sitemeter.