Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Inn keeper, my room has a weird smell...

-Day 63

Anonymous evil trolls changed my home page from Google to MSN.

I don't know how they managed to do it but my new exclaimless state demands I let bygones be bygones. I'm learning to deal.

Upon opening a browser on Sunday, I encountered an article on MSN about 10 Unusual Places to Stay.

They showed an underwater hotel in Florida which I thought was pretty cool. Some caves in New Mexico and Turkey minus bats. By far the most disturbing one was this one in Idaho:

I'm sorry but, why would I pay good money to be able to say I came out of a dog's ass?

I've always said nothing good comes out of Idaho. If you're from Idaho, I didn't mean you.


I'm about to give up on my not exclaiming cuz I think it's turning me into a whiner. I said WHINER.


  1. Coming out of the dog's mouth or ear or something would have been bizarre, but coming out of it's backside is just creepy!

  2. Dear Bee,
    I am in agreement here. There were so many other orifices they could have made the door in but chose the bum. They couldn't have chosen a nostril or an ear. Not that the nostril would have been much better.
    I guess what we should be thankful for is that the door wasn't on the under side and the staircase led up to its....you know.....hooohaaa.

  3. I miss the exclamation points!!!!!! You need to bring them back!!!!!

    That's just icky!

  4. what's worse is that they also have a little dog so that your babies can also be shit out.

  5. I can't stand hoes

  6. A dog themed house? Rickey disapproves of this development.

  7. I think the really bad bit is that it looks so rubbish ;-)

    Do they do a Mother Hubbard Shoe?

  8. I thought it was intersting, how many people can say they went inside a dogs butt, LOL

  9. Marie:

    Most of those people should be locked up...

  10. I stayed in a room made out to look like a giant forest once. Apparently that was to make me feel romantic, according to my husband. It was all good until I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night and whacked my head on a tree trunk.

  11. Who finds this funny? You MUST be scraping the bottom of the burrel to find people!!!

  12. Esmeralda:

    The mouth, I'd prefer the mouth. :o)

    Ha Ha Ha! Yeah, that would have been worse.


    You have a way with words. You put them together in a way that makes me laugh!

    jean knee:
    Me neither!

    Rickey Henderson:
    Bee does too!

    THEY DO! I saw it on a show once. I couldn't find that one but here's another one:

    Sorry didn't have time to do the linky thing.

    So many jokes... must not... BWAHAHAHA! :o)

    I've heard of those, there themed ones like the Emperor Suite and stuff right?
    "whacked my head on a tree trunk" So many jokes... ;o)

  13. Anon:
    Whoa Whoa Whoa.

    Hold on one second.

    This burrel you speak of, where can I get more? You know, just in case I lose some people I'll have extras in these burrels.

    Are they free? Because I only have like $5 left of my allowance.

  14. what's a burrel? that doesn't even make sense.

    dog's butt hee hee haww

  15. jean knee, I was hoping you could tell me what it was. Maybe a burro resting on it's laurels?
    See I can not makes sense too. Although I do it all the time.

  16. Burrels? Anon trolls hijacking your blog? dogs' hee haws?

    AY ay ay!

  17. whiners incorporatedMarch 4, 2008 at 8:45 PM

    We approve!

  18. burrels of IdahoMarch 4, 2008 at 8:48 PM

    We approve!

  19. NCS:
    You're as confused as I am.
    Although, I think I might find one at Walmart...

    You know what they say, I'd rather be a pimp than a beaten up ho'.

    I'm sure somebody says that.

  20. exclaimless of the NWMarch 4, 2008 at 9:32 PM

    We approve.
    A lot.


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