Venetian Bee [calling husband while on his way home]:
Babe, can you fix my windshield wipers, they're frozen to the windshield. I was afraid to pull them too hard in case they broke. Cars in the garage.
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Martian Andy:
Sure
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[next scene Andy walks in to get Bee's car keys, Bee confused as to why he needs them but at the same time not confused becasue she knows her man oh so well]
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Andy:
Did they make any noise?
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Bee:
What? The wipers? I didn't need to turn them on, they're just frozen to the windshield.
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Andy:
Did they not move?
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Bee:
I didn't need to turn them on, there's just a layer of ice on them so they're frozen to the windshield.
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Andy:
So what's wrong with them?
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Bee [losing it]:
THEY'RE FROZEN TO THE WINDSHIELD!
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Andy:
DON'T YELL AT ME! I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR! NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN'T SPEAK CLEARLY!
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Bee:
&%$^#$!!!!! [edited for television but he understood me clearly!]
To be continued.
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I found this clip on another blog many moons ago but now I don't remember which one... my oldtimers acting up again I guess.
It's a young preacher and his slip of the tongue. I guarantee it's funny!
Now I understand (sort of) why lawyers can make so much money. Even when you think you're expressing yourself unambiguously, you often aren't...
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing ambiguous about being first, though ;-)
I thought at first it was a preacher who lives up the street from us. He's progressive, youngish and hawt. and lives in a gigantic house. He's more articulate than that guy though.
ReplyDeletethey have a bunch of kids and the wife homeschools--not mormons
my god that was such a lame comment.
ReplyDeleteThe preacher, alot like Bee, seems to have trouble expressing himself without having a little giggle fit.
ReplyDeleteIntroduce me Jean Knee. I'll put them on the 10 step Mormonity Plan.
ReplyDeleteI was secretly hoping that you had replaced our old preacher clip with a new and improved farting preacher clip.
ReplyDeleteFarting Preacher rules! I'd donate to him just because he makes me laugh.
Farting Preacher!
ReplyDeletewas that Robert tilton, cuz that guy healed me
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