-Day 4 on my expedition to post 365 days straight. Today I've had some semblance of sanity. I only yelled out "BUTT MUNCH" 3 times as opposed to 100 and twitched to the left instead of the right... that may be some sort of sign I'm on the road to recovery, right? I only hope my creativity shows up to meet me on this mission since my thesaurus is running out of words for journey.-.
The well is dry tonight.
I probably can't concentrate because I'm in so much pain from my sister attacking me with a pair of tweezers!
My eye moustaches used to look like this:
When I was looking for pictures of crazy eye moustaches, I found out you can buy falsies:
In case my sister would have over tweezed, I would have been covered (no pun intended)(unless you thought it was funny)!
You know, I still think I was less hairy when I was 34...
This got me thinking about all the things we have to do as women.
Yes, I know we don't have to but Andy would kick me out of the house once I started looking like a Yeti!
Anyway, I came across something men can do to help their women.
What do you think Big Texan... yes?? Are you willing to help out my sister when the baby comes?? ;op
I leave you with famous eyebrows: