-Day 4 on my expedition to post 365 days straight. Today I've had some semblance of sanity. I only yelled out "BUTT MUNCH" 3 times as opposed to 100 and twitched to the left instead of the right... that may be some sort of sign I'm on the road to recovery, right? I only hope my creativity shows up to meet me on this mission since my thesaurus is running out of words for journey.-.
The well is dry tonight.
I probably can't concentrate because I'm in so much pain from my sister attacking me with a pair of tweezers!
My eye moustaches used to look like this:
But now they're pretty snazzy:
Eyebrow double.When I was looking for pictures of crazy eye moustaches, I found out you can buy falsies:
In case my sister would have over tweezed, I would have been covered (no pun intended)(unless you thought it was funny)!
You know, I still think I was less hairy when I was 34...
This got me thinking about all the things we have to do as women.
Yes, I know we don't have to but Andy would kick me out of the house once I started looking like a Yeti!
Anyway, I came across something men can do to help their women.
Dad boobs.What do you think Big Texan... yes?? Are you willing to help out my sister when the baby comes?? ;op
I leave you with famous eyebrows:
Πρώτος!
ReplyDeleteAren't bottles easier? And where did he get the milk from anyway? How stupid, and pointless.
whoever thought of that one should be shot.
ReplyDeleteDan
Brian:
ReplyDeleteShhhhh! We almsot had him convinced.
Dan:
You are such an extremist!
LMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhere are they selling them!!! I will totally register to get them!!
I think men should also have that bonding experience. At least they can get it without the pain!! Once teething starts.
I love love love your eyebrows! I am so jealous! The last time I had my eyebrows done, the lady waxed the end of my eyebrow off so I only had half of an eyebrow on one side.
ReplyDeleteDid I ever tell you about my eyebrow combover?
Dad boobs! Delightful. Especially if they already had the man boob action going. If nothing else, these would make a delightful game idea for those oh so fabulous baby showers!
ReplyDeleteHave you used 'trek' yet?
wow. I did not know they had those fake eyebrows. If only Mrs. Kirbo from the corner store of my youth had had them! She was an eyebrow baldy and drew them on--only usually they looked like crayon eyebrows. I think she plucked them out on purpose, freak. She was nice though.
ReplyDeleteAren't those man-boobs like the ones the Dad had on "Meet the Fockers"? It was kinds of gross when he held up the child to suckle on "his breast". YUCK!
ReplyDeleteMaybe women should do the nursing and men should...hmmm...change poopy diapers!!! Yes!
Okay Bee, here is my question:
ReplyDeleteWhat search did you do to find the man boobs?!?!?!?!?!?!?
I always thought Andy was just kidding about the porn but now...
a girl once told me i needed an eyebrow wax my response was not very gentleman like.
ReplyDeleteI like your eyebrows!
ReplyDeleteWanna know what I hate? Those eyebrows women draw on their face with sharpies. Those are bad.
I'm not doing a search for Dad Boobs.
I JUST CHECKED ON THE HUMOR BLOG THING AND YOU ARE 77!! 77!! AM I THE ONLY PERSON CLICKING FOR YOU??
ReplyDeleteno way, I clicked earlier.
ReplyDeleteBee, did you ever read a short story by Stephen King called room (some number)
anyway that's what the log part of your posts remind me of.
Not that many people remind me of Stephen King
ReplyDeleteNew episode of Ghost Whisperer....WOOT!
ReplyDeleteI'm grateful that you're only referring to eyebrow hairs and not over plucking in other places.
ReplyDeleteAlthough hey do make these little beauties in case of frenzied hoo-hoo hair removal overkill.
I'm clicking for you, Bee. Every day. Sometimes all day. But at least twice a day. You got more familial peeps than I do. You can beg, bribe, and threaten them. I only got volunteer clickie peeps.
ReplyDeleteNancy, Esmeralda's right about men changing the poopy diapers. Better them than me!
ReplyDeleteTracy:
No but I'd love to hear it! Andy has a strip of white on one of his eyebrows. Really cute.
FADKOG:
Thanks! I'll store "trek" in my brain, hopefully...
jean knee:
Are you surrounded by weird people?
Esmeralda:
Yuck is right!
BD:
I stumbled upon that picture when I was looking at new "inventions". Don't listen to Andy!
NCS:
I blame the sharpie look on family members, if they don't let friends drive drunk, they shouldn't let family members look like clowns.
jean knee:
No, I've only read one of his books. Dragon something I think but I will take it as a compliment!
EWBL:
You come up with the oddest things! I hope people click on the link otherwise I'm going to be forced to put a picture of a "Merkin" up!