I, myself, that is ME. Have decided to sign up for the 365 posting challenge. That means I will (or should) have a post everyday of the year except February 29th. Why not on 2/29 you ask (and even if you didn’t)? Everybody knows that’s the Non-Blogging Holiday and all Blogs are closed for the day. It’s a Federal order, my hands are tied.
The things I promise you will read:
(That makes me feel like I’m asking for your votes when we all know I never ask, I demand!) (Click on Yo-Yo! ) (Upper right hand corner on my sidebar)
You will read about me. And the bats. And me some more. Shoes. Sometimes about Andy. And me again. I might make fun of my bloggin’ buddies (just a little bit) but at the end of the year it will be all about ME.
Why should you check me out everyday?
I might write about you. If you send me an e-mail that is. firstname.lastname@example.org Or if you insult me. I like insults, compliments to me are like dirty diapers- I pretend they don’t stink until I finally puke.
However! These subjects are off limits:
-My lack of height.
-My lack of manners.
-My lack of ugliness.
-My lack of patience.
-My lack of lack.
I won’t lie to you, sometimes the post might only be a sentence long but that sentence will be full of all the "humor" my 5 foot 2 inch frame can hold without collapsing!
Anyway! Stay tuned to see if I succeed or fall flat on my face. Either way it might be somewhat entertaining.
Time for bed. Later!