Day 18. Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is. Fortunately, I love money.- Anonymous
I heard in the news, that people can get sick from handling money due to the fact that germs and bacteria live on paper and coins with no way to disinfect them.
I, as a public servant, will make it my mission (I know what you're thinking "another mission Bee? Your selflessness in serving humanity equals Tom Cruise's intense desire to help the world heal itself thru scientology, our hero!" ) to keep these illnesses from afflicting you guys. I will sacrifice my health for you.
Just send me all your money but make sure you wear gloves while putting it in envelopes, or for you more wealthy people, boxes.
For you ladies that had the misfortune of contaminating your wallets or cool purses, send those to me too.
I'll make sure they're disposed of in a proper fashion. As in, I will wear them with my fashionable shoes.
Remember, this is what germ/bacteria looks like!
No need to thank me.
Clicky for me!