Thursday, January 10, 2008

Brad Pitt vs Big Head

-Day 10. This song keeps playing in my head: ♪♫☺"California...knows how to party Californ-i-a...knows how to party In the citaaay of L.A. In the citaaay of good ol' Watts! In the citaaay, the city of Compton We keep it rockin! We keep it rockin!" ♪♫☺ ... ...
I think I've gone over the edge. Yeah, I think I have!-


Yesterday, my friend BIG HEAD (aka BD) and I almost came to blows! Yup, I was was gonna take him and shake him like a rag doll until his brainwaves registered a 9 on the Richter scale. Yeah, I'm that strong!
Anyway, here was the argument via e-mail fight.
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BD:
Can you believe [girlfriend] thinks Brad Pitt is cuter than me? THAN ME, BEE!! WTF is that about? I got pissed and left!
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Bee:
You can't blame the girl Brad Pitt is a Greek God. You know how I feel about him, he's on my list. [sorry Andy but you got your list too]
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BD:
WHAT?? Are you on crack you must be on crack! I used to respect your opinion but now I'm not sure! COME ON! BETTER LOOKING THAN ME?? YEAH YOU'RE ON CRACK!!
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Bee:
Look, you're cute in a Kermit-the-Frog-on-acid-kind-of-way but Brad Pitt is on a way way way different level. Just accept that and you're life will be cheerios again.
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BD:
OH! HELL! NAH!
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And so this caused an onslaught of "hate" comments and e-mail. Don't you just love how our verbal/written fight consisted of us calling each other crack or acid fiends?
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What? Where was I that I had time for an e-mail duke-out? At work, where I have all the time in the world...
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BUT!!
I'm a fair person so I will leave it to the people.
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[I just want to add that we shouldn't get mad when our significant others lust after unattainable celebrities but I would never tell my man that Brad Pitt is better looking than him cuz it's just not true!] [wink]
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This is the infamous BD.





This is Brad Pitt:
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BD.



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Yeah, I know who wins hands down.
BD loses, I win!
♪♫☺ Cali-for-n-i-a knows how to paaaarty! ♪♫☺

30 comments:

  1. Well, I don't really have an opinion. But I had to be FIRST!!!

    Ha!

    Anwyway:

    1. When they finally send me a script that I'm willing to do, womankind will forget that BP even exists.

    2. As far as I can tell, fhe frog is funnier than both of them.

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  2. it was wrong of Big Head's grilfriend to admit that someone is better looking then he, no matter how ugly Bug Head is and how big his head is his girlfriend should have said-"no one is better looking then you big head"
    So, big head should be pissed of and administer punishment. Whoever it's ok for you to think that Pitt is better looking then Big Head.
    I myself think I'm better looking then both Big Head and Pitt...and curmit.
    Dan

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  3. Bug head was a typo I was trying to write Big.
    Dan

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  4. I can absolutely see the Kermit resemblance. Kermit is cute but, Brad Pitt is cuter

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  5. I vote Big Dad! Brad Pitt looks like warmed up dog shit!!

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  6. Weird chick from "Kalifornia"January 10, 2008 at 9:25 AM

    Big Dad is way hotter and Brad Pitt smell like horses ass!

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  7. Big Dad! Brad Pitt never bathes and his armpits have crusty stuff on them!

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  8. SHITTTT!!!!!

    Big Dad! Brad Pitt never bathes and his armpits have crusty stuff on them!

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  9. I would leave Brad Pitt in a second if Big Dad were available!

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  10. Bee, Big Dad's #1 Fan!January 10, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    You're right, what was I thinking? Brad Pitt needs to take a picture of you to his plastic surgeon and ask for the Big Dad look!

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  11. Wow! Thanks Bee, looks like I'm winning! Even if you used the worst pictures of me you could find thanks for that really!

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  12. I'm gonna do the annoying thing where someone comments and says "Very interesting! Please review my site!" Except that the post I'm gonna link to is actually relevant. It's a "See if you can spot the difference between me and Brad Pitt" quiz. It's here.

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  13. Bee, quick click on frog's link. I couldn't get to the second picture, my scroll finger refused to work for some reason

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  14. I vote for Brad! Most shocking is that he has a twin!

    Dan, do you recognize the California song from South Park? Andy says it wasn't on that episode with the beggars wanting change.

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  15. Greek god vs felt frog vs BD

    Hmmmm.
    The gods have blessed us with a Brad Pitt on earth, who is anyone to deny him? We are but mortals.

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  16. Sorry BH, but it's not even a fair contest.

    BRAD WINS hands down...

    I might re-consider if Brad was 80 and in his death bed right now.......... Naaaaw... Who am I kidding? Brad would still win hands down...

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  17. Im just a dumb blonde

    That's why Brad dumped me and now Im married to Chris gay Martin and named my kid Apple.

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  18. I am always the peace maker so I say..it's a tie ;-) Except for Kermie. That's just wrong.

    Besides, I'm pissed at brad because he gets Angelina and I may have wee bit of a girly crush on her (read: desperately want to shag her).

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  19. Nancy:

    Becoming the heir of a rich dying 80 year old is a pretty common dream, I suspect ;-)

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  20. Sorry B, I love South Park, I think it's the funniest show ever made, however I haven't had the time to memorize every episode yet so I can't help you with this one.
    Dan

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  21. Dan,

    I think you are trying to hard to be funny.

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  22. Yeah Dan you hippie. You know the one I'm talking about.

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  23. South Park...

    Are they selling the seasons of that? I think they are HILARIOUS!!! But I can never catch them when they are on or I forget.

    Big Tex doesn't liek them or King of the Hill.

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  24. I told my husband to make his list and if any of the people on it came by and wanted him then he had my absolute blessing.
    I'm figuring the odds are in my favor, right?

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  25. Its Brad all the way.

    Consider the evidence.

    He dumped Jennifer Aniston.

    If your hot enough to dump a hot millionaire celebrity & tell her, "Yea, you know what? I can do better than you. Yep. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy better than you." & then let out a little chuckle as your leavin as if to say, "Wow, was I with that?"

    Then you know your pretty dam hot.

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  26. sorry Dan, I take it back you're fricken halarious !!!

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  27. BD can never win until Shania Twain signs about him in a crappy country crossover song.

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  28. 1st...BD or whatever was ur name. U just look like that frog and i dunno....u just look so ugly....and the funnier thing u just compare urself to the king of beauty BRAD PITT!!!! Brad is sssssssoooooooo hot and even the cuttest man i have ever seen....moreover women love him and men wanna be him and hes just ssoooo hot+sexy and to add.... were u named by someone(other than ur mom) the sexiest man alive....just look at brads 6 packs abs+ his hair and his "most beautiful smile" and then just compare a frog to a hottie.

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