-Day 5 in my quest to not bore your lives with my everyday "musings". Musings... HA! More like mumblings! My dogs keep asking me when I'll give up, they mock me and call me names. One of their favorites is "Woofbarkwoofwoof!!" I don't know what that means but I know they're being jerky!-
I am now coming down with a cold. I know what you're gonna say "What? I don't think I can take your complaining anymore!" Well, you know what I'm gonna tell you, click Humor-Blogs on your way out.
Anyway, I want to give my fellow women some advice. When you're sick with an infectious disease, please don't spread it around as if it were cream cheese on a bagel!
This is the proper way:
Lady-like way to cough.
::cough. cough. cough.::
Into a hankie.
Unlady-like way to hack.
HHJJHHAAACKKKK!! JUACCCKKK!!! JUACCCKKKAAACKK!!!
Into EVERYBODY'S FACE!!
Thanks allot Milton you disease-infested-super-germaniac!!!
Now I’m dying of a cold! Anonymous will be so upset!
By the way, if you're wondering why I would put a link to my shameful review, quite simply it's because I have no shame! Nah, the reviews weren't that bad but the score was pitiful. PITY-FULL! ;o)