-Day 9. My brain is too tired to have any delusions. Nope! Nothing but sane thoughts. I think I'll pay the bills while I'm still able to add and subtract.-
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Well, I watched niece Natalia again.
Well, I watched niece Natalia again.
I'm exhausted.
I made waffles, drove her to school, ran errands, cleaned the house, picked her up, fed her again, cooked dinner, made a fool out of myself trying to play Guitar Hero III. They kept booing me off the stage! Bastards.
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Anyway, the question of the day, from the 4 AND A HALF year old, was "what did people do before bathrooms were invented?"
I went on to explain about outhouses and holes in the ground and all that crappola. My fear was she was going to ask me what people did before toilet paper, luckily, she just nodded as if everything made total sense.
I went on to explain about outhouses and holes in the ground and all that crappola. My fear was she was going to ask me what people did before toilet paper, luckily, she just nodded as if everything made total sense.
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I wanted to cover my butt in case she asked another bathroom related question like "who invented it" or "who had the first one" and came upon these pictures doing my research.
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This one would scare the... well, you know.
This one would scare the... well, you know.
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I don't think I could over go in this one. EVER!
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Hmmmmm... I keep picturing this one in a brothel for some reason. Not that I've ever been to one.
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What would we do without the Internet? Our life would be lacking in weirdness.
Carry on.
It's always good to be FIRST to use the facilities ;-)
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, toilet design tends to concentrate more on the external appearance and less on the ability to adequately shift, well, you know...
At least in this country that's the case. The Japanese lead the world in flushing efficiency.
I had no idea that people put so much thought into the toilet's appearance. Interesting.
ReplyDeleteI also think that your "brothel" one would go well in strip clubs too.
Wow, I would love to see what the urinal designs are, Famous peoples faces ? Politicians you don't like ?
ReplyDeleteDan
Bless you, sweet baby Inernet, for the freakiness and the overabundance of nekkid pictures and celebrity whack outs.
ReplyDeleteI see these freaky toilets and just think what a pain in the ass they'd be to clean. Not cool. And scary. Yeah, those are scary.
yay guitar Herro lll, boo on booing.
ReplyDeleteOne time my sister and I were singing karaoke at some bar and they turned the microphone off on us. It was some song by ac/dc can't remember which one.
I know in my heart you weren't that bad
I've only sung karaoke once. It was Brandy You're A Fine Girl. It was at a sports bar. I was drunk....and woefully underage. It ended badly. Very badly.
ReplyDeleteI still love that song, though. :) I always thought that a good alcoholic should name his kids Ginny, Brandy, Sherry and Jack Daniel.
My toilet is losing some of the sealing around the base. It moves when I move. When my bowel moves, to be exact.
ReplyDeleteWait until Natalie asks about how babies are made. That one is tons of fun to answer.
ReplyDeleteThat should have read
ReplyDeleteI learned about "that" from porn my dad left laying around.
I had a charmed childhood. :)
Natalia already asked that question!!!
ReplyDeleteI had to explain to her that God had come and planted a seed in my tummy.
Then she was upset because she wanted to SEE God. I had to tell her that it happened at night when I was sleeping. Then she was upset because she wasn’t awake.
That was a hard one... I'm am very HAPPY she dinid't askt Tia Bee, THEN we would ahve been in trouble!!!
Thankfully she already has a theory as to how the baby comes out and I don’t have to explain that one.
Brian:
ReplyDeleteWe didn't have issues with the "shifting" until they decided to make new low-flush toilets. Which doesn;t make sense cuz some people (who shall remain nameless) need to flush to or 3 times.
Tracy:
You're right! Not that I've ever been to a strip club! ;o)
Dan:
That to me is even more diturbing...
FADKOG:
The scariest one for me is the first one. Talk about bite you on the ass! ::shiver!::
jean knee:
They were obviously ninny-muggins cuz there is no way one can mess up an AC/DC song. No way.
Elastics:
I too did Karoke one I was, for lack of a better term, OUT OF MY MIND. I wish I oould remember if I had fun or not.
Make sure your hub fixes the toilet, we wouldn't want you falling off it and hurting vital organs.
Nancy:
I would simply say the following:
"You see this shoe catalog? The principals are the same, you pick which one you want, order it and it takes 9 months for delivery."
I think I handled that pretty well!
where can i get the boobs/legs one? is there a website? we need answers!
ReplyDeleteThat last one looks like a woman, but it's missing something. Damn, what is it? Think, man, think!
ReplyDeleteI've got my whip out and am minding bats today!!
ReplyDeleteWhats the link field for when you choose a nickname?
ReplyDeleteLMAO.
ReplyDeleteWow!!! Now, those are some pretty unique toilets!!! I didn't realize you had a 3 bathrooms in your house! Sweet!
LMAO
OH
ReplyDeleteANY URL can be entered??
ReplyDeletethat is gonna be hellafun!
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm bored I walk around in dinosaur shoes.
ReplyDeleteBD:
ReplyDeleteKeep at it I'm not giving up! You have a life, I can do this forever!! :op
Funny how your blog is closed to the public so not everybody can see how you're being schooled!
ReplyDeleteI have an old person fetish!
ReplyDeleteThe more comments you leave the better I feel. Try to get me to 50 will ya! ;o)
ReplyDeleteI'm a secret fan of all lawyers. I think they should rule the world alongside Big Dad!
ReplyDeleteWell, I am. I'm glad that's all out in the open!
ReplyDeleteMy neice beat me at checkers. Boy am I glad I came to work today!
ReplyDeleteRed shoes are awesome! :O)
Brad Pitt is so ugly! What do women see in him??
ReplyDeleteI've seen monkey's butts cuter than him.
ReplyDeleteThank you for giving me my post for tomorrow! SUCKA!! ;op
ReplyDeleteSo, BD why is your blog closed to the public???hmmmm??
ReplyDeletescared people will find out you're a youngster??? we could tell
BTW, she does beat me at checkers... so?
ReplyDeleteit's so funny when children try to spell my name but their education hasn't gone far enough yet so they can't
ReplyDeleteYeah! He likes to pick on short people!
ReplyDeletejean knee, tune in tomorrow to see what his punishment for being a nuisance is! It'll be good!
ReplyDeletehopefully... ;o)
ReplyDeletekay
ReplyDeleteI was going to comment on how scared I'm now that I've seen those toilets.
ReplyDeleteBut then I was distracted by all the new commenters on your blog.
There's so much going on today! Feels like I could take a nap.
or not.
What's all these about bat wrestling? Is there jam involved?
ReplyDeleteI know Jean Knee has some at her place.
Jam that is.
Nancy, how does she think the baby gets out? My Lean keeps asking how the baby comes out, I told her the Dr. takes it out and that held her for awhile. she's never asked how a baby gets in there
ReplyDeleteI'm still thinking about the waffles. You are the coolest. Waffles rock!
ReplyDeleteI once wrote my own "I Have A Dream" speech.
ReplyDeleteYes, I did.
I have a dream to furnish my entire home with the luxury of shiny porcelain bidet toilets. For Dog as my witness, I do hereby solemnly swear that I never want to make my hands impure with the task of arse wiping again.
Amen.