-Day 15. Life is uncertain; eat dessert first. -Nancy Bukauskas
Husband to wife.
"Give me a hug, my little chunky monkey!"
Bad! Bad husband!
I don't object to "monkey", who wouldn't want to be a limber little trouble maker, it's the "chunky" part that makes me want to throw feces.
On a completely UNRELATED subject, I gained 4 pounds from October to now!