The facts are these:
One Bee Short Person was hungry.
She went and radiated her Lean Cuisine as per her usual routine.
She set up her little lunch station as she does everyday.
LC [check] water [check] iPod [check] cell phone [check] pencil and paper [check] left over Skittles bag from Halloween [check]
She happily sat down to enjoy a half hour of food, music and solitude when in walks one Scarecrow Dumb Shit.
She proceeds to reach over Bee Short Person’s iPod and water and grabs her bag of Skittles. Saying “Ooh Skittles!”
***Caution*** Do not extend arm in front of hungry animal!**
Nah, just kidding, I wouldn't bite her! (she’s got so much booze and nicotine in her system she’s toxic just by standing next to her)
Why did you just reach over me to grab my Skittles? (<-doesn’t this sound odd?)
Oh, they’re yours?
They were practically under my LC! Who grabs someone else’s skittles?? Do I look like a defenseless child???
Scarecrow: [shaking, not kidding]
Sorry Sorry Sorry! [drops the skittles barely missing my LEAN CUISINE!]
Surgeon General’s Warning: Wait half an hour before eating today.
Half an hour from when?
Scarecrow scampers off.
Please see the placement of the items I listed earlier.
This is a re-enactment since I had to place the bag of Skittles back in it's original location so that I may take a picture.
The Skittles were not at the edge of the table nor were they on top of those boxes of chocolates indicating they were communal property.
No, their positioning clearly stated the ownership belonged to one Bee Short Person.
I rest my case.
Tonight is our Christmas Party and it will be at Gibson's Steakhouse.
You're welcome to join us but you'll have to buy the drinks.
And keep them coming!
Please go check out Berta's blog "Qwerty" since she has been nice enough to do the The Random and Embarrassing thing. Go make fun of her. Go!
And also see if Brian, Jean Knee, Aroogoogoola, and Chris have done it cuz they're a bunch of law breakers!