First Cute and Cuddly then TORTURE!

First Cute and Cuddly.

Above is a picture of Shoogie Boogie and her Boogie mom (AKA my little sis) on Natalia's first day back at Pre-K. Aren't they both cuties? :o)
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She was dropped off at school the same as last year. Her mommy, daddy and grandmother all watched as she ran into her new classroom with a quick goodbye but without a backwards glance!
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Then her daddy picked her up and drove her to mommy's work where they went to lunch and the plan was for daddy to take her miniature golfing.
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However...
-The little princess had had a long day! :o) Her daddy had to park under the shade and wait for her to wake up from her nap.

AWWW!


Now Torture!
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Anyway, in my quest to be the most evil worker ever to grace this office... I did the following to the poor unsuspecting souls that have the misfortune to be my co-workers.
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My friend Thunderbird, Lord of The Spiders sent me the following tongue twister:
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I'm not the Pheasant Plucker,
I'm the Pheasant Plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants
Till the Pheasant Plucker comes.
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My plan: To recite it over and over at odd moments and at different volumes.

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The following were the reactions after they "heard" me say the tongue twister.

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Victim #1- Purple Dino-SOUR
PD: [walking toward her desk]
Is that a song? It sounds like you’re saying “flucker”…?
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Cool Shoes Bee:
What? Oh I’m sorry, was I talking out loud?
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PD:
Yes, what was it you were saying?
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Cool Shoes Bee:
Not sure, I didn’t realize I was saying anything. Sorry if I was bothering you. [faked a sheepish look]
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PD: [Confused look, which is her normal look because she's, say it with me, always confused!]
Oh. Okay.

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-I had to be careful and torture them separately-

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Victim #2- Scarecrow

Scarecrow: [looking for a chart near my desk]

Ha Ha! Is that a dirty limerick?

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Cool Shoes Bee:

What? Is what a dirty limerick?

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Scarecrow: [smiling from ear to ear]

What you were saying right now. It sounded like "I once had a peasant [whispers] fucker"

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Cool Shoes Bee: [looking at her with big shocked eyes]

Waaahhuut!?

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Scarecrow: [embarrassed]

Oh! My mistake I just thought you... sorry.

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As soon as she walked out I laughed till I couldn't breathe! I felt bad but I couldn't tell her just yet.

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Victim #3- Milton

Milton: [walking towards the copy machine that's right next to me]

I'm sorry what?

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Cool Shoes Bee:

I'm just talking to myself.

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Milton:

Oh. [You could tell she's dying to ask again but didn't want to risk angering me. Like that's possible, I'm so sweet all the time!]

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I said it again, made sure she heard me over the copier's noise

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Milton: [little girl poltergeist voice]

Are you reciting a poem?

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Cool Shoes Bee:

Um... no, just thinking out loud. Sorry if it bothers you.

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Milton:

No, it doesn't bother me but out of curiosity, what were you saying?

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Cool Shoes Bee:

I know I was talking out loud but I'd really rather not talk about it. It's kinda personal.

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Milton:

I understand but it just seemed like you were saying something about a "pleasant plucker"...?

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I coudn't stand it anymore I busted out laughing!

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So let's recap:

We got flucker, peasant fucker, pleasant plucker.

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I haven't laughed so hard since... well since I got an e-mail saying I had offensive material on my blog! Me! Can you believe it? Me either!!!

I should cut their head off with a humid piece of celery!

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Yeah, I know. I'm such a Bit- ah-ah-ah... Didn't say it.