After being slimed by pink lipstick my last KM week I asked that everybody do their own freakin' dishes and Glynda agreed so she told me to print a sign and put it up by the kitchen sink.
I realize this sign does not say, forks, knives, spoons but you would think it's implied...
When the sign first went up there was great controversy.
There I was minding my bee's wax eating my lunch, listening to my tunes on my iPod, when they came at me with the gale force of a bad wind!
They of course being, Purple Dino-SOUR, Scarecrow and Toto, came in a pack so the nonsense they spewed was not easily identified as to who said what.
"who put it up?"
"whose idea was it?"
"well I never!"
Cool Bee Running:
I mentioned it at meeting I told you guys I didn't appreciate getting slimed and doing your dishes. Why are you surprised?
I don't mind doing other people's dishes.
Cool Bee Running:
Well of course you don't but I am not your maid. Frankly I don't give a shit if it pisses you off.
[they gasp] Oops! I said shit and pisses... :o)
Nothing to do with the story but...every time I say "Oops" I'm reminded of John McClane saying "Oops! No bullets!" to Hans Gruber in Die Hard. Go figure.
Luckily for me I had brought back the stupid kitchen towel thing otherwise they might have lynched me.
Or died trying.
I know, I know. I should get a life.
B@@bs part 2
I was debating if I should share this story since I believe I've embarrassed myself enough but... I have no shame!
I went to refill my water bottle at the water cooler thing. I was wearing a nice somewhat conservative blouse not too V-Necked but I was very self-conscious of over exposure so I kept looking around making sure no one was coming down the hall as I was bent forward.
ALL OF A SUDDEN! (do you notice how everything is "all of a sudden" in my life?)
OZ walks into the room and I was so startled...
and spilled the water...
the front of my...
thin peasant blouse...
over exposure galore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OZ ran to get me paper towels. I'm just thankful he didn't try helping me dry.
Does anybody know of any job openings anywhere? Mc Donald's? Car Wash?
Maybe I can post my Resumé on Monster with the title:
"Flashing a Strong Possibility" :o(