That’s right ladies and gents I'm allergic to bullshit!
I’ve always been allergic but I was able to control my reactions by applying a nice thick layer of ointment in the form of patience, now it seems I’m losing the ability to control my out-breaks/bursts… ::sigh::
Oh well! Enough melodrama! (Yeah right!)
Guess who almost got slapped yesterday?
If you guessed “everyone you work with” you are a winner please treat yourself to a beer (if you’re over 21 that is, otherwise you should wait before you drink any alcoholic beverages like the rest of us did... also, if it's morning time when you're reading this wait until noon like the rest of us...).
Yeah it was a rough day in Dumb-OZ-land! So in order to take my mind off the twitching of my right eye (why is it always my right eye that twitches? You’d hope they would take turns, that way one eyelid won't get more exercise than the other therefore leaving me with a skinny lid and a slightly fatter lid…) where was I? Oh yeah, I came up with a special game.
Every time they asked something particularly stupid, I thought about responses that would make them blush.
My responses were:
“What picture of a penis?”*
“Oh… so it burns when you pee?”*
“Umm… do you always have to talk about your love life? It makes me very uncomfortable”*
"Did you try pulling it out?"*
"Phone sex isn't allowed at work."*
“Dammit woman! Stop grabbing my ass!”*
along the same lines.
“Can you stand somewhere else so that your butt is not in my face!?” (I was sitting in the lunchroom bench thing, inconsiderate fuckin' people not caring that I’m short!-the Word suggestion for "fuckin" was "ducking" just thought you might want to know-)*
“Your husband is hot!” (Wait… how did that get in there? A patient came in with a very attractive husband but I wasn't even looking... shhh!)
Anyway, some of these I said out loud, one of these I just kept in my head. I’m not telling you which is which because I’d like to keep the mystery in our relationship…
I recommend you try this concept at home/work/supermarket/dentist because it’s super therapeutic!
By the way, Glynda saw my journal (yeah I keep a journal... so? No, that doesn't make me a geek! It's so that I can write down my awesome thought -singular on purpose- so that I can later share it with my followererers.) and said,
'If you write stuff about here, make sure you don't leave it lying around because OZ will read it.'
-So Cool Chocolate Doesn't Melt in Her Mouth Bee:
'Uh... why would I write about this place?!'
Laugh with me peoples!
****Also, my home computer crashed!!! You know the one I got for my 30th birthday and hardly used myself but then when a certain someone wanted a new fancy shmancy one it came back to me? Yeah, that one!
It's probably all the questionable google searches I've been doing (all in the name of research)! Now I have to fight with The Dread Pirate Roberts to share his... Yeah, I know, you share my pain.
Favorite line in the movie: Westley says to Prince Humperdinck as they're cornered "you surrender to me? I accept!" **Walk out your door, go to the store, buy it, watch it, love it!**
Ramble On People There’s Nothing To See Here!
Nancy, no post tomorrow.