My stalker strikes again!
Sending me an empty wrapper of a most delicious 3 Musketeer, how evil and cold blooded is that?!
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I'm on my way to the lab to have this analyzed.
Who knows what they'll find!
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P.S.
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Should I move?
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**SPECIAL EDIT**
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Upon analyzing the envelope and contents closer, I'm not as afraid as I was due to this little piece of evidence.
You can't be scaurd of someone that puts a heart stamp on a threatening package.
Well, food can get affected by the various processes that a mail item gets subjected to, and so may well not be edible at the other end. Therefore the removal of the musketeer has saved you a possible stomach pump and is an act of great thoughtfulness on the part of the Stalker.
ReplyDeleteHowever, said Stalker has a diminishing grip on reality - it's not Halloween for another month yet.
I wouldn't move. I'd fill the wrapper with, say, belly button lint (or equivalent) and "return to sender"...
brian:
ReplyDeleteGood point!
I do have 2 dogs so maybe I can come up with something a little grosser than belly button lint.
::guack!::
Yes, it might just look like the chocolate had melted en route. This is all making me feel hungry...
ReplyDeleteFunny, it's doing the opposite for me!
ReplyDeleteWould you like me to ask my stalker to send you a special package?
Stalker would have to look for things that you're familiar with so maybe some "fish n chips" stalker style would be moldy potatoes with raw fish heads.
By all means... Raw fish heads - I bet they'd smell lovely by the time they'd been "returned" to the Stalker.
ReplyDeleteOkay now I'm hungry...
ReplyDeleteBrian, you're getting some bubble and squeak, in the mail, soon
ReplyDeletegood lord, some people will do anything for attention!
ReplyDeletethere wasn't any white powder in it, was there?
just sayin
I got that too.....and then I licked the wrappers to remove any trace amounts of chocolate left behind. I came up empty. Obviously my stalker had already done the same thing.
ReplyDeletejean knee:
ReplyDeleteNo, no white powder much my dismay!
EWBL:
Mono anyone?