Thursdays, besides being treat days, are also staff meeting days.
We all meet, OZ is never present for these since he doesn’t know he has an office staff and assumes everything gets done by fairies (well 6 ogres and 1 beautiful fairy), anyway this meeting should only take 10 minutes (10!) but it usually takes about 30… today’s took 1 hour and 5 minutes (checked the time before I left my desk)!!!
We had to hear about Purple Dino-SOUR’s daughter who is pregnant, did you know her morning sickness is at night?? It seems her hormones are out of whack because she cries if she can’t find a shoe (news flash: me too)! Boy am I glad they make her come in at 8 on Thursdays just for these meetings! [heavy sarcasm]
We had to talk about Cowardly Lion's son who is working in India for a month so everybody had to know what he wears…?
Scarecrow’s sons, Bert and Ernie, are fine and love lobster.
Milton’s daughter got back with her boyfriend but they’re still struggling.
Toto's grandkids will be with her this weekend and they will probably torture her cat...
Finally, since I felt like I had to say something…
“Wow! You know what I just realized? All of you are my mom’s age or older… you could have had a daughter just like me!” [Big smile saying “huh? huh? whadda ya think?]
They all shivered! All of them! :o)
The meeting ended…
Evil payback project of the day:
Unplug the copy machine and see how long it takes them to find out what’s wrong.