Things I couldn't do when I was 13.
Drive a car. Well I did but I wasn't supposed to.
Drink beer. Uh... other than those stolen sips from when my father told me to get him a beer.
Work. Other than helping my father out in his office and getting paid in "here's a combination box full of change, if you can figure out the combination you can keep the money inside" (true story) (did I find the combination? FREAKIN' A I DID!) (then he made me split the money with the other rugrats!)
Sit at a booth in a restaurant with my feet touching the floor.
Things I can do now that I'm 34.
Drive a car. So what if I drive too fast! Just don't be in front of me!
Drink beer. Overrated!
Work. WTF! Son of a Witch! Mother Sausage!!!
Yup that's it.
Are you asking about the whole my feet touching the floor while I'm sitting at a booth in a restaurant???
I wish I could add that to my list but I found myself swinging my feet like a 5 year old in 4 inch heels while at a fancy shmancy restaurant.
Maybe when I'm sixty!!
What do you mean you shrink when you get older!?
I just re-read this shit and I think my father owes me some money!
Either him or the monkeys I call my brothers!!