Saturday, September 8, 2007

2 Public Service Announcements! 1 Question. + Dance Music

If you are washing a jar that once had Crushed Red Pepper... DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TOUCH YOUR EYES!

Wash your hands for at least 3 days straight! And even then, touch somebody else's eyes first (preferrably somebody you dislike, if you don't have someone matching that description, let me know. Off the top of my head I can think of 20 people I can let you borrow.)

Condensation can be dangerous!! Don't ask me what type! All types!!
Especially on sweaty beer bottles that tend to slide from your hands as you're about to drink and then you wind up cutting your lip with your own tooth! Uh... This didn't happen to me it happened to my friend uhm... candle yeah Candle!

Why are candles so freakin' expensive?!

Okay enough for today, I have to put some frozen buffalo wings in the oven. Oh... I meant to type "I need to make Andy a nice big steak for dinner"

I will leave you with the following lyrics. ::sigh:: it was originally gonna be Funky Town but the internet gods have decided to hide it from me.
So second choice: Marky Mark and Funky Bunch with Good Vibrations...

Yeah can you feel it baby I can too
Come on swing it
It's such a good vibration
It's such a sweet sensation (2x)
Yo it's about that time to bring forth
the rhythm and the rhyme
I'm a get mine so get yours
I wanna see sweat comin' out your pores
On the house tip is how I'm swinging this
strictly hip hop boy
I ain't singing this
Bringing this to the entire nation black, white, red, brown
feel the vibration
Come on come on Feel it feel it Feel the vibration
It's such a good vibration

It's such a sweet sensation (2x)
Vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Marky Mark and I'm here to move you
Rhymes will groove you
Come on come on Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration
(not all the lyrics just the important parts)


  1. Candles are so expensive because the ability to thread a wick through a lump of wax is very rare, and requires years of training. These people also have to be compensated for a lack of job satisfaction knowing that the results of their labour are going to either go up in flames, or be left unwanted at the back of cupboards.

    The Federated Union of Candle Threaders is a very militant organisation...

  2. Oh... Okay then. My apologise to the candle dudes!

    HA HA HA!:o)

  3. should they be called wick stickers? i just kill myself sometimes haa haaa


  4. Any negative or derogatory comments posted on this blog are not my opinions.
    If you would like to let jean knee she has offended you by her calling you "candle stickers" you may comment here.

    jean knee:
    Did you not see what Brian said about the Candle Threaders?

    They are a "militant organisation" do you want them coming after us? I sure don't.


  5. One of their slogans to attract members is: "We're F.U.C.T so you don't need to be."

    Another is: "Get on our wick and you'll get burnt!"

    They don't mince their words (they might mince you, though)...

  6. HA HA HA!

    HA HA HA!

    HA HA HA!

    HA HA HA!

    'NUFF SAID! :o)

  7. THE OUTRAGE!!!!


  8. jean knee you are seriously one of my favorite most demented bloggers!

    Keep on truckin on!

    Also... can you tell me when the moon will rise against the sun?

  9. If I didn't have to work....and tend to six children...and I could come here more often....would I be your favorite demented blogger?

    I can't stand for jean knee to best me in anything.

    I have a big box of latex gloves just specifically for protecting my hands while making my famous stuffed jalapenos. I like having them around too, just in case of an emergency prostrate exam.

  10. EWBL:
    RE: Demented
    You are my favorite potty blogger!

    RE: Marriage duites
    Wait, is it because she wouldn't let go of his Eggo or because she didn't want to grab his Eggo?


    RE: Jalapeno's
    I'm allergic to latex, this is why I don't cook!

  11. Re the hot chilli peppers... I remember an ex boyfriend of mine having to spend rather a long time 'cooling his ardour' under the bath tap, after I'd done a little Indian cooking. Tee hee!


    I hope that's not why he's now an "ex"! :o)
    My husband wasn't used to spicy food so when we got married his whole digestive system went into shock. Now he's the first one to grab the salsa! :o)

  13. Oh no, he's an ex for a very different reason, and I wish now that I'd not only indulged in a little spicy foreplay, but given him a large enema with wasabi paste as well!

  14. Magdalene:
    HA HA HA!!!

    It sounds like you and I enjoy the same pass times!!! :o)


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