If you take tomatoes home from the office on Friday.
If they spill out of the plastic bag in your car on Friday.
If you think you’ve picked them all up on Friday.
If you have a few 80º days from Friday to Wednesday.
If you drop your cell phone for the 1 millionth time (okay more like fling it in annoyance) on Wednesday.
If you find it under the seat along with something squishy...
It means you did not pick up all the FREAKIN' tomatoes!
PSA: Don't leave tomatoes in a hot car for more than 1 day tops.
Yeah, I thought the tomatoes had no relevance in my Dance of the Windbags story, how was I to know it was Karma payback?
Don’t make fun of me... I’m armed and dangerous! Rotten Tomatoes will come flying your way!
In my research to get pictures of rotten tomatoes, the cyber gods decided to punish my impudence by providing me with pictures of 30 or so half nahhkked women and only 5 or so pictures of tomatoes...??????
It's a good thing I'm at work and not at home... oh wait, maybe that should be the other way around...?
Why didn't anybody tell me there was an Elvis special on TV last night?? I came into it half an hour late!