Andy:
Bee! Bee! BEE!
[An unbelievably cool wife comes running out of the computer room thinking her husband is being attacked by wild boars]
Cool Wife:
What!? What's going on??
Andy:
What year were you born?
[::sigh::]
Cool Wife:
1972
Andy:
Oh. In the year 1972 they saw a flash of light in the sky they couldn't identify.
[WHAT THE PHUCK!!??]
Cool Wife:
Oh.K.AY. then...? Was it on my birthday? Are you saying I'm an alien...?
Andy:
No, not on your birthday. Just the year 1972, thought you should know.
[cool wife heard muttering to the dogs as she walks away, 'whadda ya think guys, hammer to the head tonight?']
*don't worry, the dogs said no.
Gender Discrimination:
ReplyDeleteAt the Dawn of Time man looked to the heavens. He saw the breathtaking splendour of such magnitude that he could scarcely imagine.
Full of the wonders of millions of light years, he eagerly rushed to share this with his wife, who was sewing some pieces of bison skin around her feet.
"Mmmm, yes that's nice dear. Do you think these shoes match my eyes?"
He went back to the cave, sadder but wiser (stopping on the way to beat the crap out a raccoon with his club).
that Brian has a way with words, dontcha think?
ReplyDeletethat Andy is sweet thinking of you and bright, blinding, inexplicable light that way, I almost blushed
brian:
ReplyDeleteThank you for saying 1972 was the dawn of time! :o)
Wait… are you saying I’ve been around since the dawn of time???
Gender Discrimination Part Deux:
Man: Grunt groan grr ooh ooh ooh
Woman: Dude I can’t understand you! What are you saying? Are you speaking British English???
Man: ooh ooh aahh aahh chitty chitty bang bang!
Woman: ::sigh:: I’m going to the mall!
jean knee:
ReplyDelete.
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Dawn of Time:
ReplyDeleteNo, 1972 is modern. Ancient history is pre-moon landings ;-)
Brit Bashing:
Pick on someone your own size!
brian:
ReplyDeleteIf I picked on someone my own size I'd be fighting with 11 year olds and they frown on that here.
Besides, where would the challenge be?
JK: Re Sweet:
ReplyDeleteThe "Bright, blinding, inexplicable light" (nicely put, by the way!) was probably a large shapeless mass of rock plummeting through the Earth's atmosphere to fiery annihilation...
are you saying that bee is as old as the dinosaurs and she saw when they were destroyed by a meteor and just like Cher she will still be here when all that's left are roaches? cause,,I'm older than bee
ReplyDeleteAwwww!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so sweet!
First saying I'm all old and materialistic and then saying how I'm indestructible like the roaches.
::snif sniff::
You guys are my pals!
Oh... wait both of you are older than me right?
bee- it's very rude to ask some one's age. I'll do it for you. brian, how old are you?
ReplyDeleteI mean after insinuating that we are older than the dinosaurs you really should answer.
Less than 10% older than Bee. I wasn't around for Neil Armstrong's moment of glory...
ReplyDeleteTalking of age, I'm reading about the Big Bang at the moment, which apparently happened 13.7 billion years ago. On a Tuesday afternoon. Apparently scientists have discovered that it was due to an exploding doughnut. Sprinkles everywhere...
okay here are my calculations
ReplyDelete34 x 10% = 3.4
Minus Big Wig + Clown Face = Donut holes!
37
Calculation: Impressive. This blog is so educational that it should form part of the curriculum (for students of what, I'm not sure)
ReplyDeletebee- whoa baby, you really are in accounting!!! except for that clo*n nonsense...I told you I don't like to discuss it
ReplyDeletethat gives me an idea for a blog post...
coming soon, Jean Knee tells Orpa
about her chidhood c*own trauma, Dr. Phil asks how it's working for her
uncanny, you and I posted on each others blogs at the same time!!!
ReplyDeleteNo one can deny we are both insane!
i can't see that ever being a problem, no
ReplyDeletebee,
ReplyDelete.
don't try to out dot me. I have an ergonomic mouse pad
ReplyDelete.
hey, I could do a post about my mouse pad
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I have to go to dinner now, dontcha have to cook for people??
ReplyDeletewhat's wrong, can't keep up?? cooking supper???
ReplyDeleteha a handsome 38 year old is coming to swoop me out to dinner
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brian:
ReplyDeleteThe students would have to be those studying the clinically insane.
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hmmm...we do think alike, I'm not sure that's a good thing
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that's all I'm sayin
ReplyDeleteand, I get to pick the place.
ReplyDeleteplus he's a younger man
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Younger? Is it Moses?
ReplyDeletealso , ha I've been married longer than you ha
ReplyDeleteplus ha ha ha I have ;a real mental disorder called c*own some kind of technical term
bee- that's going too far!!! it's Moses' younger brother, Drew
ReplyDeletewhat do you think happened to brian?
ReplyDelete.
he's probably sleepin'
ReplyDeletehavin' polka dot nightmares
ReplyDeleteoh yeah the time difference
ReplyDeleteyou snooze, you lose
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Asleep: Wrong! I've stayed up listening to music & buying books.
ReplyDeleteOutrageous Nightmares: You shouldn't have said that - now I'll never be able to sleep!
Keine Schlafe :-(
brian:
ReplyDeleteIt's Halloween time here in the US we should be wishing you SPOOKY DREAMS! :op
LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI can totally see you running to see what up and the luck you must have had on your face!
I just have one more thing to add
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jean knee:
ReplyDeletemy response to that is
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nancy:
ReplyDeleteyup!
you know the look.
that is not exactly fair. I have to be in bed by 9:00 or I turn into a pumpkin
ReplyDeletewith polka dots?
ReplyDelete1972. Wasn't that the year of Ray Stevens classic 'The Streak?'
ReplyDeleteThat explains the flash of light running around. "Oh yes they call him The Streak. Look at that. Look at that!"
I'm reppin 1974!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard James Blunt's new song called 1973? I really like it despite my status as an avowed James Blunt hater.
How come Brian doesn't have a blog? He's got a lot to say.
ReplyDeleteEWBL:
ReplyDelete::SIGH::
Is that just your way of making a point that you're younger than me! :op
Jame Blunt SUCKS!
RE: Brian's blog
Brian? The nice lady asked you a question.
James Blunt=More Musical Suckiness Than All The K-Tel Records Combined.
ReplyDelete1973=Is Actually A Very Good Song.
EWBL:
ReplyDeletemaybe you could put it up on your blog so that I can check it out. I don't have the enrgy to look for it... I seem to be coming off my high!