Nice try! I've not smelt skunk, and am not sure what rotting tomatoes are like... ha!
I could tell you about the shower curtain we had in a student house I lived in, which got really hairy because we never washed it. But it's lunchtime over there, so I won't.
Go over to No Cool Story's blog today at mascowbell.blogspot and see the crickets her and her kids ate. Bleah. She's from Veracruz. My Papi served a mission there, and said that some of the people ate skunks. They ATE THEM, BEE!!!!
You just ran over prized Veracruz Carne Asada, is what you did.
My house was full of the unenviable fragrance of eau de smoky potato for almost a month after one caught fire in the microwave. However, that has nothing on skunk a la rotten tomato. Yurk!
What's wrong with crickets? I ate them once, too--in Oaxaca, Mexico. No. It wasn't crickets it was grasshoppers. It is very common. They even season them for you with garlic, lime, chili powder. Yum-o!
ha! I wasn't.
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Go get something to eat and read it again!
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Nice try! I've not smelt skunk, and am not sure what rotting tomatoes are like... ha!
ReplyDeleteI could tell you about the shower curtain we had in a student house I lived in, which got really hairy because we never washed it. But it's lunchtime over there, so I won't.
brian:
ReplyDeleteBe careful when opening the package I'm sending you now.
Ignore the sign that says "toxic smell". I promise it's nothing too smelly.
why won't monsters eat clowns?
ReplyDeletethey taste funny.
jean knee:
ReplyDeletesimple but funny... oh and your joke was pretty good too! :op
jean knee:
ReplyDeleteThere's no need to be so mean!
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Go over to No Cool Story's blog today at mascowbell.blogspot and see the crickets her and her kids ate. Bleah. She's from Veracruz. My Papi served a mission there, and said that some of the people ate skunks. They ATE THEM, BEE!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou just ran over prized Veracruz Carne Asada, is what you did.
My house was full of the unenviable fragrance of eau de smoky potato for almost a month after one caught fire in the microwave. However, that has nothing on skunk a la rotten tomato. Yurk!
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ReplyDeleteORALE!
Maybe I should scrape it off the road and just make Andy a nice dinner for a change...???
Chris:
ReplyDeleteYum!
skunk-a-la-rotten tomatoes with burnt potato...
Breakfast!!! :o)
What's wrong with crickets? I ate them once, too--in Oaxaca, Mexico. No. It wasn't crickets it was grasshoppers. It is very common. They even season them for you with garlic, lime, chili powder. Yum-o!
ReplyDeleteEsmeralda:
ReplyDeleteNext time I see you remind me to say YUCK! REALLY LOUD...OKAY?
YUCK-O!!!! not only die she eat the insects.......she brought a bag home and made every body else eat them to!!!!!!!!
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M:
ReplyDeleteOn a scale from 1 to 10 how um... "special" is Esmeralda?
"special" = weird
Well I always think very highly of my sista so i'm going to have to say 10.5. She is very special!!
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M:
ReplyDeleteYeah she seems the type to want to excell at stuff so 10.5 sounds about right!