So there I was minding my own business looking thru the newspaper when I came across the title you see in the picture. Now I can't figure out if they are telling me to "be nice" or if they're saying "I am nice". I'll go with they're saying "I am nice"
I want to know who finishes crossword puzzles... is it you... how about you?
If it is you then I hate your guts! No, not really. Well maybe a little bit. Well maybe allot bit. Umm... are you still there?
All day yesterday I spent trying to finish a crossword puzzle with no success! It just kept taunting me over and over. I kept hearing my Advanced English teacher Mrs. Novinger saying "Finish it or I'll hang you from the ceiling fan!" yeah, she really said that! She was one crazy witch (my kinda lady) (in a non gay way) (because... well, you guys know right?).
Here are some of the ones I got right which I thought was pretty awesome of me.
11 Across -baby bed- 4 letters... CRIB!
34 Across -table insert- 4 letters... LEAF!
47 Across -roofing piece- 4 letters... TILE!
75 Across -Chaney Sr. and Jr.- 4 letters... ... ... ... ... ... DICK!
If you noticed a pattern you're pretty smart and should help me with this freakin' crossword puzzle! I have not given up yet! Even if I'm still working on it next Sunday when the answers come out!
Just when you thought you had me pegged for knowing only 4 letter words I come at you with:
61 Across -Bitter Feud- (hold on a sec while I count the letters, 1,2... carry the 4...) 8 letters... VENDETTA!!
Yeah baby! It's all the mobster movies I watch! school shmool!
Then I got one answer because well... it's a term of endearment used to describe me:
105 Down -Small fry- 5 letters... SHORT! ("small fry" would be the term Awww!)
There was one I thought I had but then they forgot to give me one more open square:
53 Across -Currency substitute- 5 letters I thought... CREDIT! [Ha!Ha!] it wasn't the answer.
Then a helpful soul gave me the answer for:
38 Down -Greek Lyric Poet- 6 letters... PINDAR!
Although I do take half the credit because I already had the letters "i" and "a" so... :op
Okay then the clues got um... kookier so I know they just want me to make up answers, right?
23 Across -I was so stiff, I couldn't...- 11 letters! my answer: DANCE FAST!
38 Across -I was so slow, I couldn't...- 10 letters! starts with "p" my answer: DO THIS CROSSWORD PUZZLE!
80 Across -I was so broke, I couldn't...- 12 letters! my answer: BUY SHIT!
94 Across -I was so hoarse, I couldn't...- 10 letters! my answer: BERATE MY CO-WORKERS PROPERLY! (because you know I would still try, right? You're not sure? Well maybe you should click on the work label and come back.)
116 Across -I was so clumsy, I couldn't...- 11 letters! ends with "o" my answer: KEEP A GIRLFRIEND!
16 Down -I was so inartistic, I couldn't...- 15(!) letters! my answer: DRAW A STICK FIGURE!
46 Down -I was so dizzy, I couldn't...- 15(!) letters! fourth letter "N" my answer: DRINK ANYMORE!
Aren't I the most awesomest crossword puzzle solver you have ever heard of?
Hey those are my answers right or wrong this is my blogus! If you are from the Crossword Mafia or if you disagree with my answers you can put the right ones in the comments.
You will be reward by me calling you a geek.
Uh... you know I'm kidding, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah... tell your friends!
I got my fist issue of Glamour on Friday and I have to say, so far so good!
If you want any advice, you know who to ask.
[Not me, just ask whoever you think can help you]