Friday, April 25, 2008
My life in 3 segments...
More joyous marItal experiences.
Monday night approximately 10:20 pm:
Bee! I was just elected Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!
Impressive! How much does it pay?
Well, that’s okay. Congratulations!
Tuesday night approximately 9:30 pm:
Bee! I was just impeached as Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!
The hell?? Didn’t you just get appointed last night?? It’s not even 24 hours and you’ve been Nixoned?
Nixon resigned. I was grabbed by the collar and kicked out the doggy door!
Well shit! You want me to go over there and kick some fuckin' geek ass??
… … No.
... ... Well, maybe. You're not going to blog about this are you?
Babe, you have my word!
(What?!? I didn't say he had my word I wouldn't!)
Can someone please tell me why I keep thinking it's a good idea to bring Taco Dip whose main ingredient is BEANS to the office of The Ladies of Perpetual Flatulence???
What the FUCK was I thinking? Someone? Anyone??
Remember! I will not be posting Saturday or Sunday. Or maybe even Monday. Unless something either very funny, humiliating, exciting, carnivorous, happens!
(I didn’t ask you to point out which word doesn’t belong so shutty!)
You'll be okay without having to listen (I know it should say read but I really do think you can hear my voice in your head) to me everyday.
You may also check my Twitterings here...
Sometimes I just go on there to drop off a one liner gem. They're all gems I know.
I have been buggin' a couple of you to join the Twitter bandwagon but so far I have been denied! You know who you are. And to those of you I haven't asked, it's because I know you'd turn me down saying something about having a life and blah blah.
Problems, issues, disgruntled post office workers?
You may e-mail me at email@example.com
Am I the only person with lady parts that doesn't watch "Grey's"??<- example of Tweet.
HUMOR-BLOGS!! Where for art thou HUMOR-BLOGS???