Shocking Q & A

-Day 39. When you've been locked up in a mental institution, people are going to ask questions. It was OK, because I didn't have to act perfect all the time.- Drew Barrymore


I've got a short one for you today. Short. Shorty. Wee. Minuscule. Teeny. Here's a couple of "Qs" from my email I thought were interesting.

Q:
If you had to choose only ONE thing that drives you absolutely crazy about the bats, what would it be?

A:
The flatulence.
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Did you just say "Ex-squeeze me? A-baking powder?"
I’m serious.
Because they are uh... let’s say closer to the grave, they no longer care if they pass gas in your presence.
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These "ladies" do it where people are sitting, standing, yodeling, whatever!
And then I’m the jackass because I hold my breath for 2 point 3 minutes, you know, before I start getting lightheaded and almost pass out but the alternative would be to wind up getting lightheaded and pass out.
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For those of you saying ‘it’s natural, people do it all the time’ must I remind you of what Methane gasses are doing to our environment??
It is my belief they are the primary contributors to the Earth's destruction. I mean, think about it. Think! It is so disgusting to do it in public!
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Unless there is something I signed in front of a judge saying I am now lawfully tied to you until our assets are divided, then I don't need to put up with it. Put a clip on it people!
Thanks for asking.
Q:
What would you say they think is annoying about you?
A:
The fact that I’m never wrong, work hard, am beautiful, smart, humble and all round perfect. Must be very annoying to have someone like me working with their dumb asses.

HA! Sorry, I tried to make it short!

Later peeps! I will be incommunicado today due to my weekly torture fest with OZ. (not as fun as it sounds)

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