Wednesday, April 23, 2008

♫ ♥ ♪ What a man what a man what a mighty mighty good man! ♪ ♥ ♫

What the hell?

Andy and I were watching South Park on Comedy Central.

A commercial for Girls Gone Wild comes on.

3 minutes later, the freakin' commercial is still on and steam is coming out of my ears since Andy's gaze has not left the screen where SKANKY HALF NAKED BITCHES ARE FLASHING THEIR BOOBS! (granted they're nubbins are being covered by a postage stamp sized blur)

Then!

Bee [shocked]:
Did they just say [::whisper::] titties on basic cable television?????

Andy:
I'm not sure, let's find out.

WHAT DOES HE DO?

HE REWINDS IT TO THE BEGINING!!

What. A. Guy!

By the way, they said CITIES.

That's all I'm sayin'!

14 comments:

  1. Cities?
    So that's what they are calling them.

    HEY! They are coming Bee.
    =:O

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  2. You're very lucky - not all husbands would take the time to satisfy their wife's curiosity.

    Personally, not being a South Park fan, I'd rather watch the adverts.

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  3. I'm sure Andy was just watching so intently so he could later discuss with you how revolting it all was and how shocked he is that they would show something like that on TV and how glad he is that you're not a skanky hoebag.

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  4. I agree with Elastic. Maybe he was just doing research?

    I don't know how I feel about them coming. It makes me a little nervous. I did watch that movie where they did icky stuff to that guy, including sticking things in his eye. No thank you!

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  5. Tracy
    Did you read a diffrent post then me?
    Who's comming, icky stuff in eye? What?

    Bee
    Why would you be suprised? After all you were watching South Park, the word Titties is nothing compared to what has been on that show.
    By the way I think South Park is the funniest show ever made. I love it.

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  6. Don't you just love the Alt thing?
    ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼Σ

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  7. Research my ass. He's doin just like the rest of us - hoping the 'censored' label guy missed a spot and we get to see partial young co-ed nipple.

    (south park rules)

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  8. Oh please, all those little anorexic coeds wouldn't know a real woman boob if it slapped them.

    he was just confirming what he already knew: real womanly boobs (Bee's) are still the best

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  9. what would man do without Titties!?

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  10. LOL Brad would have done the same thing.

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  11. Have you seen some of those girls gone wild's cities? I wouldn't want live in any of them, that's for sure.

    This was me last weekend while I humored my husband as he watched Battlestar Galactica (humored as in "annoyed the hell out of him by talking through it and asking him lame questions so he could pause the show and roll his eye at me"). The first time I heard them say "frack" in place of "you know what those city girls do on those DVDs," I was all "WHA?!

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  12. Bee- I left a surprise for you all on my blog. All I'm gonna say is start sending me stuff.

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