Normally I bitch about Mondays because it's the day I have to go back to work. Now I'm bitching about it because it's THE DAY I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK!
Okay, yeah, I guess there isn't anything different.
I have some news for you. News that will shock you to your very apple core!
As young as I was last year!!
Last year, when I was cleaning out my garden and planting, it took me until about mid June to feel too tired to close my eyes. You know, back when I was THIRTY-FOUR??
Now, after just one weekend, I'm sunburned (sunburnt?) and achy breaky but... I'm loving every minute of it!
My local home improvement store didn't have all the flowers I wanted (which made Andy's wallet happy) so I still have allot to do but so far, I'm happy.
We also had our first customer in our bird bath. Usually there's a line that forms waiting to use the mosaic hot tub. Weirdly, they wait for one to exit before another one goes in, modesty amongst birds?
Natalia is going to take after her aunt, she thinks I'm cool. We made a little place for her to cultivate her green thumb. Her only worry were the dogs getting into her garden and 'shredding it with their pointy teeth and peeing on her flowers!'. Since her wish is my command...
Everybody was warning me against planting so early but I've decided to ignore them and gaze upon my budding flower tree.
Don't worry, I have a back up plan if there's a frost. Andy and I will freeze while my flowers are covered in blankets.
While I was sweating puddles of blood, I came to the decision not to post everyday.
I had a good run but now that it's so beautiful outside, I HAVE to be out there!
Last year we had the Cicada infestation so my enjoyment of sitting outside listening to the rumble of the airplanes was thwarted by the loud buzzing of those beady eyed no mouth Cicadas! Oh and their obsession with flying into my hair and screeching for their mate, NOT ENJOYABLE!
Now, coming over to check on me, will be like playing Russian Roulette. Will you be lucky enough to have a new post to read? OR! Will you have to walk away crying into your gin/tequila/vodka?
Thanks to everybody who sent me emails volunteering to go APE SHIT on every attorney they know. Um... don't! Some are semi, kinda, sort of, if you squint, decent. I'm sure there's one somewhere...
I just discovered something bit my melon sized head! That's the one drawback to being covered in dirt and horse shit!
If you click on the pictures, it won't take you to humor-blogs. Go ahead and take a looksey at my yard but ignore my anorexic little bush....
... take it away jena knee!