I took a Pol and named him my husbandy!

-Day 106-
It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.- Friedrich Nietzsche

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So… today is the anniversary of the day Andy and I committed ourselves to this loony existence. You'll be surprised to learn we did so willingly, sober and on purpose!

We normally don’t celebrate it because our love for each other is a daily celebration filled with loud expletives, vase throwing, and yes, sometimes even dog feces.

To my surprise, my knight in electrical armor, asked me if I wanted to go out to a fancy schmancy dinner. I told him it hurt my nose hairs to spend money on expensive food so I suggested the following places:
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KFC: Meal for 2- $10 + tax

If we order the 3pc (Thigh, Leg, Breast) extra biscuit (giving us a total of 2), 2 sides which would be potato wedges for me mashed for him and we share a soda. Extra Crispy please!
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Wendy’s Meal for 2- $7 + tax
2-$1 bacon burgers
2-$1 fries
2-$1 frostys
1-$1 bowl of chili

Plus some free heartburn.

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For more expensive fares:

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Russell’s Meal for 2- $20 + tax
1- BBQ Pork sandwich w/fries
1- BBQ Beef sandwich w/fries
2- beers
This one sounds good cuz of the booze.

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Baker’s Square Meal for 2- $23 + tax AND TIP!!
1- Chicken Pita w/fries
1- Hamburger w/fires
2-Sodas
1- Piece of pie a-la-mode (shared)
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My first choice is Russell's but one of the times we went, they didn't have beer and I nearly cried...

I think we’ll probably go with Baker’s Square since it’s the more ELEGANT of the bunch and that is where we went the very day we walked into the abyss SEVEN years ago! Full circle people!
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Happy Anniversary Babe!
I love you as much today, as the first time we shared that guacamole at Mateo's. Even though you ate most of it after claiming you didn't even like guacamole. I should have known my life would lead me to a path of Nacho hogging!
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I think I'll keep him anyway since he woke up in the middle of the night after I had screamed out because I had bent my (already broken) fingernail back and felt pain only women who have had babies know about.
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He was all concern "Bee! Are you okay??" I told him what happened then he asked, "Do you need me to bring you anything??"

How cute was that?
Granted, he was probably dreaming (he's a sleep talker as we know) I had squeezed an eyeball out of my head and didn't want me to bleed on the bed, but still.

P.S.
My dress cost $45 ON SALE!
Also, as your gift to me, please click on Humor-Blogs.

P.P.S
If you think Andy is a saint for putting up with me for so many years, I've known him for 13 years, please say so in the comments.