The universe has taken revenge for the witless

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I know I said I would not post today but I thought you'd get a kick out of laughing at me.

1) While doing dishes yesterday I put my hand in a coffee cup (PD's) so I could scrub it with a sponge, my thumb was on the outside rim of the cup and I rotated the cup with my other hand, you know, in dish washing fashion (if you can call washing dishes fashionable). I got slimed by bright pink lipstick! GROSS GROSS GROSS!

2) While happily chomping away at a tortilla chip (I bought the ones shaped like scoops) which contained taco dip. I took a bite and the chip lodged itself between a small gap in my teeth and poked me like a little spear… OUCH OUCH OUCH! That never happened with butter-freakin-crackers!

I have to say they (the bats) are the way they are because I'm younger (and smarter?) so they automatically think they have the "mom right", you know, the one where they can tell you what to do without any repercussions but I only have one momma so...

I am going to try really hard to stop being mean.

I learned my lesson oh great universe!

I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.

(today)