Further proof that:
A) Andy and I should never be in charge of children
B) We are way way cool
C) We cannot be left unsupervised
Hopefully, when my mom comes back, our house will still be in one piece. Let me tell ya' why.
We had some left over branches from last year that we decided to burn. We finished our gardening duties and settled in for a nice little bonfire.
The majority of the branches were pine so we couldn't burn 'em in our indoor fireplace because of the butaniumfosoforitisnium in pine.
Okay, I don't know what the chemical is called but they strongly suggest you never ever burn pine in your fireplace because it may cause your house to explode.
For those of you who might not know, pine is HIGHLY combustible.
That flame was 7 feet high with just a couple of branches MEER INCHES FROM OUR GINORMOUS PINE TREE!
Don't worry, we survived. Sort of.
Then this awesome convo happened:
Stop harassing me or I'll throw your decorative wicker ball in the fire.
Oh please! You won't do it!
I'll do it!
I'm not kidding! I'll do it!
[holds ball over fire]
So do it! I dare you!
I will! I'm serious!
Then do it!
I will and you'll be pissed!
OH MY GOD I JUST WENT THRU MENOPAUSE! DO IT ALREADY!
So he did. And I laughed.
Then we made fun of my new butt cactus:
If you are, at this very minute, shaking your head thinking we are 'like sooo immature!' you're just jealous cuz we have, like, no responsibilities and stuff!
Sure, we have the mortgage and uh... other bills but... yeah, that's about it.
We can go wherever we want (as long as it's early and we're home before 7:00) (Seven PM). We can do whatever we want like watch stuff burn and not clean up the ashes for at least 2 days. Vacation anywhere in the world that doesn't involve traveling for more than 2 hours and one day we will!
We are so cool! ;op
You know, I never realized how much I depend on my left arm. Since I'm right handed, I just thought 'Phew! At least it wasn't my right shoulder!' But I didn't take into consideration all the other things I do around the house that require BOTH ARMS!
Sweeping? Ouch! Holding myself up while scrubbing my 500 gallon jacuzzi tub so I don't fall in? SUPER OUCH!!
Do you guys think my health insurance would cover a male maid? They'll pay for a nurse so I don't feel like I'm asking for too much.
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