I need to make something very clear!
Having a precious little cutie in my arms DOES NOT (it's even underlined for emphasis) make me want to throw Andy on the floor and make him a MAN! (you know, again)(for the sole purpose of sprouting mini people)
IN FACT!
The opposite! Andy and I went home and had the "You don't yearn, do you?" talk. We agreed that the only yearning we have is for chocolate cake at midnight with a Tums chaser. MMMMMMM
So no.
NO BABY for this chick [pointing at myself] and that dude [pointing at Andy sleeping on the couch]!
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On to the cock!
I'd like y'all to meet my friend Jean Knee. She lives in a far off land known as TEXAS.
Below is a picture of her in her 20s alongside her young trusty cock. I'd like you to wish her a Happy Birthday!
As you can see, this was before the cock had matured and was still pale and flaccid.
He looks nothing like the powerful virile cock we know now! He learned many things along his journey of self dicovery thanks to his Cowgal Master, Jean Knee.
Happy Birthday Jean Knee!!!
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SOXY SOX!
On a more smelly note, I was a part of Elastic's Sooxy Exchange along with some other sooxy women. I got mine from Nancy Face. Now, I have to admit that prior to them gracing a stinky foot, they smelled nice. BUT!! After a long hard day of going here there and everywhere... well, let's just say they don't smell like roses.
This was way cool and I'm game for another swap!
AS LONG AS IT'S NOT PARTNER SWAPPING! I guard my Andy with a Whip and a Pistol! ;o)
The model was paid in Cheetos.
P.S.
If you have it in your dear hearts to click on Humor-Blogs, I'd really appreciate it!
Even those of you who arrived here via the *cock cowgal* search. Thanks!
P.P.S.Am I the only person with a vajajay that doesn't give a rats ass about the movie Sex and the City?? Sarah J Parker makes me want to kill my TV. (We all know TVs are people) I also don't get the magnetic pull to Grey's Anatomy.
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ReplyDeleteI've been waiting a long time for you to drop your guard and show me your sox.
ReplyDeleteIt was a life-changing experience. Thanks Bee.
I still get the 'ME WANNA BABY!' pangs every once in awhile. I try to silence the voices with copious amounts of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteChocolate-is there nothing it can't cure?
So now having imbued the sox with a foul odour you wish to pass them on to someone else?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it's one alternative to getting a new washing machine...
Thanks for pointing out my failings on Jean Knee! I have ammended my post. Poor lady - I rip her statistics apart...and on her birthday too. Now I just feel bad.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't care to see SATC IMMEDIATELY. But would see it on HBO if it came on.
Enjoy your new niece!
I think that if you could have a kid without being pregnet you would do it.
ReplyDeleteThank you for clearing that up Bee. I thought about mentioning it when I read the announcement of your new niece post but then thought better of it and that is exactly why.
ReplyDeleteI still get the baby pang every now and then too. Then I remind myself of how my life has been turned into a zoo but I've got two in school and one almost potty trained so I cannot start all over again.
I loved your birthday tribute to Jean Knee! Happy Birthday Jean Knee!!!!
And your sox are great even though they're stinky.
thanx Bee, I'm 32 today but I feel older.
ReplyDeleteI haven't worn that dress, or indeed any dress, for years. I wonder if it still fits.
The cock's all pouty today, he hates when all the attention isn't on him
crybaby
Stick to your guns. Babies suck.
ReplyDeleteI love that statuette thingie.
And I LOATHE Shoe-face. I mean Srak Jessica Parker. Never saw the show and don't care.
My vajayjay and I dig Sex and the City. So, so much.
ReplyDeleteWe also dig how "socks" and "cocks" rhyme and they're both mentioned here. You rock. That also rhymes! Woo hoo!