Have I ever bragged about the fact that my mom lives downstairs from us and cooks us dinner every weeknight?
Have I ever bragged about the fact that she's an awesome cook and makes the most delicious food that has no equal??
Have I ever bragged about the fact that she is THE coolest mom?
Probably not because I'm not much of a bragger...
ANYWAY- SHE'S LEAVING ME FOR 2 MONTHS!
Something about spending time with her parents while my sister is off of work or something selfish like that.
Now I'm going to have to hone my cooking talents so I can feed my burly man. After all, I read somewhere that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach (I disagree since you'd have miles of intestines to go through...) so I'm gonna try my hardest to make him happy.
Luckily, my cookbook has a wide variety of yummy food to chose from:
And some yummy sides...
Yup! When my momma comes home we'll bloated and pudgy! (ER)
Are you judging me?? I think it's because you're jealous that my mom is BETTER than your mom!
The ONLY GOOD thing about her being away is the fact that I don't have to see any of my meany siblings until she comes back. Well, except my sister Nancy since her child holds my heart in her tiny little hands.
If you have any easy recipes you'd like to share: firstname.lastname@example.org
NCS didn't believe my cuss-o-meter was 93% so here is living proof:
Around 93% of the pages on your website contain cussing.
This is 933% MORE than other websites who took this test.
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YEAH!!! I'm gonna try for 99%! Don't forget to click on Humor-Blogs!
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