So... as the dutiful, loving, submissive wife I am, I bought Andy his headphones.
You all know how much I love him right?
I mean, if I ever need someone to watch my back in a dark alley... well, that would be my sister Nancy (even while pregnant).
If I ever need someone to guard my body (as in BODYGUARD)... uh, that would be one of the brothers or all three.
My Andy? He uh... well he's a cutie and looks pretty when he smiles!
Anyway, the first thing I thought of was The Great Gazoo:
These headphones are supposed to be super high tech and make waffles on Saturdays.
Here is my question, if they're so damn cooliyo, WHY CAN I HEAR THE OTHER TURKEYS HE'S TALKING TO??
I hear them clearly!!
By the way, that bitch I hear on the other end? She better know not to make googlie voices at him cuz I'll hunt her down and spear her like the troll she is!
Sorry, I got distracted. Where was I?
Oh yeah. he can also hear me!
There I was, doing my evening ritual of swearing up a storm and threatening the dogs with putting them up for adoption and he kept asking "What? Putting who up for adoption?" or "Did you just call Mocha a wiener holder?" or "I know you just didn't call me a pimple on the ass of humanity!!"
Can't a girl have some privacy in her own living space??
Here's a secret picture of his dungeon. Do you see all his comics? There's about 20 boxes under that! Do you see where the arrow is pointing? That's his shelf of
Here's a picture of the evil genius who destroyed his first set (pair?) of headphones!
Bad! Bad Tazzer the Destroyer!!
You'd like to see a close up of his evil eye??
As a gift to me on my near 100 post this year, I'd like you to go to Diesel's and vote for my caption!! Please please please!!! I'll get a free book if I win!!!
Granted, the other ones are funnier but I would be so happy to win. So happy I just might share the love with you guys. And by share I mean laugh at you because you don't have a new free awesome book!
Come on! You know you want to. Go HERE!
Why is Puff Daddy Diddlio still making TV shows?? Raise your hand in the air if you still cay-air? (P. Diddy, if your reading this, I didn't mean you.)