-Day 56. I forgot about the Oscars!-.
How could I have done such a horrible thing!
I mean, this year, OZ's twin was nominated for... something and as Puddy said "Gotta support the team".
I got home just in time for his category. I sat there a few minutes before they called the winner, at the edge of my seat, and they didn't announce his name!
Nooooo!!! What a sad day. Or uhm... night. I blame John Travolta.
Besides being OZ's twin, he is one of the greatest actors I've ever seen.
Let me tell you how I judge this.
If I can watch "Along came Polly" and not know that Ben Stiller's friend is the same guy that came out in "Boogie Nights"/"Mission Impossible"/"Red Dragon", well, that is a true chameleon my friends because nobody can fool me.
Except that guy who sold me the genuine 30 kt diamond ring for 50 bucks at the corner of Western and Armitage.
Or the guy who sold me those speakers for $300 and when I got home the boxes were empty... I should have known better since the boxes were light as a feather.
The guy said it was because they were the newest technology in audiovigory.
Don't look up the word audiovigory, it doesn't exist.
As I was saying, I know he won one for "Capote" but I wasn't working at the Asylum yet. I would have loved to go in to work and say to OZ "PSH won an Oscar. Hey! I hadn't noticed before but you look just like him!"
I still don't know if he would be flattered or pissed.
Best part of the night?
I was chatting with Suzy Soro from HOLLYWOOD Where HOT Comes To Die ™ she's as cool and funny in person as she is on her blog!
Plus she also loves shoes and purses so she's obviously very smart.
Okay, later dude-- what?
Oh, you're asking if I saw the movie PSH was nominated for and therefore have an informed opinion?
No. [look away as I blush]
But that has never stopped me form talking nonsense before.
Please click on Humor-Blogs and check out Suzy's blog.
... You guys better not leave me, though.
Does anybody know how to give a male Crowntail Beta mouth to mouth resuscitation? I think he's on the verge of crossing over to the big lake in the sky. No, not Lake Michigan!