-Day 50. Everyone has a right to be an idiot. Some people abuse the privilege. - Joseph Stalin (Normally I wouldn't quote anything Joe S. would have said but...)
You all know how much I love my anonymous heckler right? I've got me another one:
So who did andy and bee blow to always be the first post listed on humorblogs?
I can't be the only person asking about this situation. Right?
February 18, 2008 6:13 PM
Oh Gerald, Gerald, dear, sweet, innocent, Gerald. I'd like to thank you for giving me more material for a post.
Since your concerns are my concerns, I did contact Mr. Diesel President-CEO-Founder-King of Humor-Blogs just for you.
"Hello Mr. Diesel! It seems people's panties are in a bunch because my old posts keep popping up first. I'm not sure what I'm doing (or not) and I've tried fixing it by removing the HB link on the posts but then the next one will pop up and just stay there. I'm not contacting you because an asswipe left me a nasty comment cuz I'm not scaurd but I should probably fix it. I know you're busy, any suggestions would be appreciated. Thanks! Bee"
He was very interested in your dilemma and replied the following:
"It's not your fault. For some reason it keeps adding a new version of your post every time it refreshes. Something to do with the way your feed is formatted. Anyway, I'll get it fixed one of these day. Feel free to quote this email and tell the haters to f*** off and not take things so seriously. :)
He is such a nice guy, isn't he a nice guy?
Just so you know, if you're a guy (or even a girl), I know he's happily married and would not want you anywhere near him.
I'm sure he'll get to it as soon as possible since he did seem genuinely upset for you.
I don't just want to say "Fuck Off" and leave it at that so, as a consolation prize, I am posting a picture just for you.
This is a picture of my Chia Pet.
Isn't it beautiful? It was a gift from my sister.
Up until today, I didn't have a name for him but now I'm naming him Gerald, even if that might not be your real name.
I would show you more angles to Gerald but this is his best side. Unfortunately, his ass is bald. I don't know why since I did spread the goopy seeds on ALL sides of him equally.
Oh well! I guess it's not the lack of ass vegetation or balls that matter in life.
Until later, my dear, sweet, Gerald.
When you come over again, let us return the favor by visiting you. Please post the link to your blog. And don't forget to click on humor-blogs for me!