There's this chick that completely hooked me on Stephen Colbert. He's now on my "list of 5 men" and all because of his sense of humor. Is it weird that I keep changing my 5? I guess it's fine as long as it's not laminated.
Please click on this video where he interviews Philip Zimbardo regarding his book "The Lucifer Effect: Understanding How Good People Turn Evil". Watch the faces he makes very carefully.
A quote from him on this video "I teach Sunday school Mother F*cker!"I love him. (Stephen not Philip)
They removed the video, here's the link.
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Grab him by the short hairs (OF HIS NECK), bring his head down to your eye level and say the following words "Babe, I love you but if you bring me anything this year, so help me I'll shave your eyebrows while you sleep!"
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Those chickens are on to something!
Andy quotes of the night:
Bee, I want to lead people into a resistance against machines!
(while watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)
You can do anything as long as you believe in yourself babe!
"I didn't major in math. I majored in miracles"
I think Jesus will have something to say about that!
Who needs to go out in this crappy weather to find entertainment when I have my own stand up comedian sitting next to me on the sofa?
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