I wasn’t going to post anything today so that you could all marvel at how down to earth the WW is until the next part of her interview but… it seems my co-workers just don’t want to take a day off on being silly!
Picture this scene.
I go to the front Reception/Waiting Room area to look for a chart. Milton is watching the Reception desk for Cowardly Lion while she takes a potty break.
In walks an Older Gentleman with a big smile and says:
‘Hi there! I’m John Doe and I brought my knee to see the doctor!’
[I giggle cuz I thought that was funny]
‘Hi Mr. Doe, you said you brought your niece?'
'No, not my knees, my knee!'
'Right, is that your niece over there?' [pointing to an even older lady who had been sitting in the waiting room for a while]
'Who? What? Huh?'
[loud voice] 'WHAT IS YOUR NIECE'S NAME?'
[loud voice back] 'WHICH ONE...?'
[before Milton can answer, I jump off the 4-step step stool (not so much jump, more like fall) and say]
Cool Bananas Bee:
'Milton this is Mr. Doe, he has an appointment at 2:30 and he's here to see the doctor for his knee!'
[I tap my knee for emphasis in case she still doesn't get it...]
Remind me again why I'm drinking decaf?
OZ wanted an update on an account but he couldn't remember the patient's name.
This is the information he gave me:
'He's a young Russian guy, good looking but gay. I fixed his elbow.'
If anybody knows who this is, or if you are this guy, please let me know.