So…
I wasn’t going to post anything today so that you could all marvel at how down to earth the WW is until the next part of her interview but… it seems my co-workers just don’t want to take a day off on being silly!
Picture this scene.
I go to the front Reception/Waiting Room area to look for a chart. Milton is watching the Reception desk for Cowardly Lion while she takes a potty break.
In walks an Older Gentleman with a big smile and says:
OG:
‘Hi there! I’m John Doe and I brought my knee to see the doctor!’
[I giggle cuz I thought that was funny]
Milton:
‘Hi Mr. Doe, you said you brought your niece?'
OG:
'No, not my knees, my knee!'
Milton:
'Right, is that your niece over there?' [pointing to an even older lady who had been sitting in the waiting room for a while]
OG:
'Who? What? Huh?'
Milton:
[loud voice] 'WHAT IS YOUR NIECE'S NAME?'
OG:
[loud voice back] 'WHICH ONE...?'
[before Milton can answer, I jump off the 4-step step stool (not so much jump, more like fall) and say]
Cool Bananas Bee:
'Milton this is Mr. Doe, he has an appointment at 2:30 and he's here to see the doctor for his knee!'
[I tap my knee for emphasis in case she still doesn't get it...]
Remind me again why I'm drinking decaf?
Oh... HIM!
OZ wanted an update on an account but he couldn't remember the patient's name.
This is the information he gave me:
'He's a young Russian guy, good looking but gay. I fixed his elbow.'
If anybody knows who this is, or if you are this guy, please let me know.
I sympathise. My first day at work after a week off & I'm having a Milton day. A colleague said something & it took 3 attempts before I realised he was saying "There'll be a full moon in 15 minutes". Which only added to my general feeling of befuddlement...
ReplyDeleteGay Russians is my second favorite thing....next to White Russians. Virgin White Russians, that is.
ReplyDeleteAnd just you never mind how a nice Mormon girl knows what a White Russian is.
ReplyDeleteMy Colombiana stepmom is older than my dad. She's practically Metheusela. And yet she insists on calling my grandma, 'MOM!' I laugh every time because I'm a horrible person. The niece thing just reminded me of that.
LMAO!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting today!
I will be answering all of y'all individually so thta it can look like I have tons of comments... :o)
ReplyDeleteelasticwaistbandlady:
ReplyDeletePlease tell me what is in a Virgin White Russian.
I can't wait to hear!
Laughing my assets off!
brian:
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no... the minute we start sympathizing is when it stops being funny...
Do you think your colleague has a blog about you?
Nancy:
ReplyDeleteThank the "kookies".
Have a good day little sis!
Re blogs: I'm certain he doesn't. Agree about the sympathy (I had a better afternoon ;-) )
ReplyDeleteI prefer Black Russians myself, but they are a bit expensive here (though nicer than ones I've had in the US)
brian:
ReplyDeleteThere are so many comebacks for your comment RE: expensive russians but I will behave...
I wiki'd it and the white russian sounds better but I still want to know what's in a virgin white russian...
HA HA!
ReplyDeleteTHE ANSWER IS ME!
-M
M:
ReplyDelete:oO
That's supposed to be a shocked face!
Dude you are so gross!
There is no place for that vulgarity on this blog!
Just Kidding!
It was funny! I did laugh!
MAN THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING NOW?
ReplyDeleteI know the guy you're talking about but I can't remember his name. something with skey at the end
ReplyDeleteNancy:
ReplyDeleteThe following blog had been rated R by the blog association
jean knee:
Oh good, that narrowed it down... :o)
was his name really John Doe ?
ReplyDeleteDan
Dan:
ReplyDeleteNo, I have to protect his identity...
After extensive research...
ReplyDeletethis is my receipe for a Virgin White Russian...
You take some coffee (regular) you take some half and half (regular) you take some sugar (regular) you mix 'em up add ice cubes (regular)and there you go!
You're welcome!
"Heh heh, heh heh. Bee typed 'virgin'. Cut it out, Beavis."
ReplyDeleteduckman:
ReplyDeleteDid you ever expect to see the word Virgin written so many times on this blog?
I know I didn't! :o)
That was funny... one of these days I am going to walk into your office, where ever that might be... and speak in a foreign language... you pick it... I would like to see how your office will handle "the situation"...
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SprmanTattoo:
ReplyDeleteThat would be funny! You can come in speaking Portuguese!
Oooh, Virgin White Russian controversy!
ReplyDeleteSomeone contact Putin and put an all points bulletin to find the elusive virgin white russian.....he can make the sequel to 40 year old virgin. Dah!