This dude never ceases to amaze me. He is one of the hardest working men I know but he has a weirdly funny side to him…
Mom R. If you’re reading this I’m sure you’ll agree and not get to upset with me for letting the world into your kitchen.
We were visiting them last night when we started discussing my insane jealousy with all things Andy related. Women have to keep a 4 foot radius from him at all times and let’s not even talk about anyone touching him cuz the gloves come off!
That’s when my Pop-In-Law said ‘well you wouldn’t be too happy with me cuz, me and so and so went golfing alone last weekend.’
Me: ‘Hell no, uh-uh I would not be at all happy with that.’
Him: ‘Well she’s a nice lady and she would never do anything. As a matter of fact she’s still a Virgin.’
Me: ‘HUH? How do you know that?’
Him: ‘Well I asked her.’
Me: ‘If a man were to ask me that, he’d get slapped!’
Him: ‘I asked her in a gentlemanly way…’
After I got up off the floor, having fallen out of my chair from laughing so hard, I said.
Me: ‘Gentleman. You. Are. Not.’
Him: ‘Well I did make a joke about how we were alone and we could go behind the bushes but... she knew I was kidding!’
My mom-in-law of course trusts him completely and knows he wouldn’t do anything so she just ignores him but this dude cracks me up.
I did tell him that I warned Andy not to turn into him and his weird sense of humor kicked in so he just laughed and took no offense.
I’m proud to say that he worked on some of the sky scarepers that adorn Chi-Town's Sky Line.