Get Your Shtick Away From Me!

When I asked for questions for the WW, people also sent questions meant for me (?)… These are real (some weird) questions.

It’s okay I can take it.

Q:
You sometimes refer to yourself in the third person, is this how you differentiate between you and your alter ego?
A:
Fortunately (or unfortunately) for me, my alter ego took over when I was 3 so this person who comes into your living space is the real Bee…

Q:
I love your blog and read it all the time. I read other blogs too and they seem to have a theme, what’s your shtick?
A:
Uh… how can I put this delicately…? I don’t have a shtick… I’m. A. Girl… I have a… well maybe I shouldn’t explain human anatomy to you. Try going to your doctor or maybe your mom or older sibling if you have one (an older sibling that is).

Q:
Have you ever thought you might be hard to work with too?

A:

I am hard to work with! Your point is? Actually don't answer that cuz I really don’t give a shit...
Just because of that question, I declare today to be “Smack An Annoying Co-Worker Day.” (Yes, I have that power)

Q: [same person]
If your job is that bad, have you ever thought about just quitting and looking for something else?
A:
What is the guarantee I will find another set of oddballs like these? The short answer is I stay here for the comedy (dramedy?) without them I have no stories for my blog! Or is that your secret plan...?

Q:
Why did you decide to start a blog?
A:
The people around me (Andy) got tired of listening to me so this was the next best thing. Added bonus I can spread the word of Bee (third person) to a larger audience (of 6).

Q:
Will you ever post a picture of yourself?
A:
Why? Are you having mice problems? I don’t recommend using my picture to scare off rodents or insects. For some reason they start forming alters to worship me and you wind up with more pests than what you started with.
Maybe you should try calling a pest control agency type thing.

Q:
Do you ever worry your co-workers or boss will find out about your blog?
A:
No, some of the people here still say “The World Wide Web Internet”. No worries.

Q:
I was wondering if you would like to contribute to my blog, it is about real women who have sexual experiences with their same sex. You can do so anonymously.

A:

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Q:

Upon reading your own posts, have you learned anything about yourself?
A:

I learned that my mommy was right and I AM a Bad Ass!

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Thanks for playing!

P.S.
If you have any questions, suggestion, things you'd like to confess, let me know...
Maybe I'll respond, maybe I'll just laught at you... it's a crap shoot!