This time I got proof for you guys so that you believe me when I tell you a "real life happened to me in the bathroom" related story.
I know some of you guys deep down think 'Nah, this chick is crazy! These things can't happen in reality! She's probably just always drunk!' (again what did I say about spreading those ugly rumors!)
So, I went into the ladies yesterday...
Tahn Tahn Tahn! [MUSIC]
Did my business. (TMI?) After I washed my hands and went to grab the paper towels...
I saw it.
There it was staring me in the... foot.
I didn't want to move since it was between me and the door.
It was grotesque!
I've never seen one that big and black before!
Well I took a picture of it but before I post it I'd like you to guess as to what it is... (for those of you who are asking, 'do you take your cellphone to the bathroom?' I say 'no!' I had to gingerly make my way out of the bathroom then come back with my cellphone because I'm that dedicated!)
This is brilliant! [yuahahahaha evil cackling again. But... you know what I'm not sure if I'm conveying my evil cackle in the right way... maybe if I describe it? Let's see, it's between the Wicked Witch and ummm...? huh! can't think of any other evil cackler...]
It'll be interesting to see what you guys think it might be.
I just heard on the news that MY Brad is in Chicago!!! You might not hear from for a while... I might get arrested!