Andy and I went to Borders Bookstore yesterday and once we got there he went one way and I went another. As I’m browsing, I came across a display table with religious “finding your spirituality” books. I stopped to give them a glance cuz you never know what type of book might grab ya!
Regular book… regular book… regular… HOLY MOSES! What the…!
Among the books was one that might have seemed out of place, it had a picture of… khmm… NAH-HKED people on it…?! I don’t remember the title exactly but it said something like “for women who love their men”
Now dear readers I was deeply insulted! I know somebody put this book there as a prank and to them I say “shame on you!” What if a nice grandmotherly older lady was to walk by and stop at this table seeking guidance? Is that the type of thing we want to subject her to???
So in order to help Borders and to not have grandmotherly type of women shocked out of their blue hair, I decided to help them out.
I went to the “porn” section and grabbed a few more of those books and placed them delicately over the religious titles and made it a “self help table” of another kind. :o)
Why did I do that you ask? Well, this way the grandmotherly type of older lady will see NAH-HKED flesh from far away and continue in a different direction.
No need to thank me, I’m just a public servant!
Hey! If you don’t approve I’ll tell you what Borders not to go to! I had a bad day yesterday and this was an easier way to cheer myself up than going to buy liquor!
If it’s bugging you severely, why don’t you suggest productive things I can do to de-stress that do not involve target shooting.
On a somewhat related subject:
I heard on the news today that Playboy is declaring big profits this year. They are saying it’s due to cable "on demand" videos and they also said something about people pausing scenes and rewinding them multiple times…
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go spy on my cable bill!
Bee is not an alcoholic today nor was she one yesterday. As a matter of fact you cannot be an alcoholic when half of a beer makes you loopy. So stop spreading rumors!