Do you see my rosy cheeks? Can you hear my girlish giggles?
I, ladies and gents, have ARRIVED! You know you've hit the big time when you get insulted by ---wait for it--- FRANCE!
Yeah! And I was called "chaildeesh" that is how I'm pretending they said it. Of course, it might just be an American in France but for the purposes of this post, we will say it is a French person.
Demeda, took exception to my tighty whitey post and called me, little ole' Bee from Chicago, CHAILDEESH! Um hello? I don't think that's really news to anybody, right?
Hey Demeda, if you, your spouse, your dog, your cat, your hamster are into tight, constricting, bulge defining underwear, more power to you.
Don't let a silly post like mine make you feel self-conscious and/or STOOPIT.
I hope I didn't insult him/her/it! Please come back Demeda. Please??
Convo between me and Andy while on our way to my brother's house for dinner.
Hey, did you see my post from last night? Specifically the picture of the hot chick in the plumber getup?
Uh, no. I was too busy defending the world from evil creatures. [or something like that]
Well check it out when we get home. The chick had plumbers crack but I googled a picture of Uranus and I covered her butt crack.
What? Like the PLANET URANUS??
... ... ::blink:: No, YOUR ANUS! Yes the planet Uranus!! Do think I sit around waiting for the perfect picture opportunity to take a picture of YOUR ANUS??? More importantly, would I find your anus on google??
I don't know what you do once I fall asleep!
Dear God did I laugh for about a half hour! Incidentally, my mom was in the car too. She must think we're a couple of weirdos.
Okay! Now I'm off to find the cure for all that ails us. Later mis amigos!
To Brian, the system Demeda used was Linux. Just wanted you to be aware of the type of people you run with.
No offense to Suzy whose mother is French. I'm sure she's very nice.