I was whining about the fact that I can't seem to lose weight (too much good food out there) when Milton (female) asked, "When do you weigh yourself?" I said first thing in the morning.
Then I was walked down a road I hadn't known existed and frankly would have been happy ending my life without being made aware of it.
I weigh myself naked first thing in the morning then again after my bowel movement then again after I take a shower. It usually gives me a varying weight of about 2 pounds.
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When I picked myself off the floor, I noticed a bump on my head. Sadly, it didn't make me forget what I had just learned.
You know how I'm always saying rainbows and butterflies follow me around wherever I go? Check this perfect rainbow inside my house.
You will never doubt me again, will you?
I decided not to live blog my birthday. I'm going to have a busy day and not even I can type so many swear words that quickly.
I have one favor to ask. It's little, minuscule, wee!
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Men, I leave you with Heidi Klum. (Just want you to know I felt a little dirty watching that video.)(then I got up and ate some cake)(which explains why I can't lose weight)