I am Stumbling your boobalicious self, so be prepared, I may have to resort to putting it under Porn with the tags "midget man boob/nipple fetish", but it should send you at least a dozen weirdos. :P
Bee....have you missed me? I mean, I know that's pretty presumptious of me, but I'm kind of hoping so.
Anyway, I've gotten caught up here. I flipped the channels and came across that Jack Frost movie and it was, indeed, creepy. So guess what? No one was home, so I got to watch the GF movies. Dang if that wasn't an all day affair. Then last night I went to McDonald's, which I hate, but it was late and I was starving, and I saw they had torn the hell out of the place because they were putting in a coffee bar. A coffee bar?! McDonald's, listen. I just want some horrible 80 cent cheeseburger. That's the backbone of what McDonald's was built on. Not lattes and mochas. I think there are 8,203 other places in the world I could get coffee.
End of rant. Sorry. If it helps any, I missed you!
Um...the title didn't tell me shit! Why did you flip off a patient? And why were you having to rearrange your boobs in front of a window? I think I may be missing something here, oh I don't know, like the whole fucking story? hehehehehe
FIRST!! Fucking finally, sheesh.
ReplyDeleteI am Stumbling your boobalicious self, so be prepared, I may have to resort to putting it under Porn with the tags "midget man boob/nipple fetish", but it should send you at least a dozen weirdos. :P
ReplyDeleteThat backlighting makes you look really tall...
ReplyDeleteBee....have you missed me? I mean, I know that's pretty presumptious of me, but I'm kind of hoping so.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I've gotten caught up here. I flipped the channels and came across that Jack Frost movie and it was, indeed, creepy. So guess what? No one was home, so I got to watch the GF movies. Dang if that wasn't an all day affair. Then last night I went to McDonald's, which I hate, but it was late and I was starving, and I saw they had torn the hell out of the place because they were putting in a coffee bar. A coffee bar?! McDonald's, listen. I just want some horrible 80 cent cheeseburger. That's the backbone of what McDonald's was built on. Not lattes and mochas. I think there are 8,203 other places in the world I could get coffee.
End of rant. Sorry. If it helps any, I missed you!
I hate when the days get shorter.
ReplyDeleteNote to self--start looking in office windows
ahahahahahaha....
ReplyDeletei wish i had boobs i could rearrange without getting into trouble.
wish i had nuff boobs to adjust lol
ReplyDeleteDaylight Savings Time has all sorts of hidden disadvantages, doesn't it? Or maybe not so hidden.
ReplyDeleteA boob arrangement - it just sounds so positive ;-)
ReplyDeleteBest laugh of the morning....by far. At least you weren't digging for errant panties.
ReplyDeleteAt least you have enough boobs to rearrange! I have my little barely A's here. People would laugh if I did that.
ReplyDeletedang, makes me want to arrange my boobs in front of my window.
ReplyDeletefrickin neighbors would call and complain. and then steal my paper
Bee,
ReplyDeleteTake your top off today and see if they let you go home early!
Eve
You might need security on the way out.
Um...the title didn't tell me shit! Why did you flip off a patient? And why were you having to rearrange your boobs in front of a window? I think I may be missing something here, oh I don't know, like the whole fucking story? hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteWow, look at all the lookie-loos checking you out sister.
ReplyDeleteIs that a soul glow?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think I'm being discriminated against here..
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to rearrange MY boobs, everyone gets offended, and I get in trouble..
When some GIRL does it, it's sexy!
*sigh* I can't get a break...
I agree with Angies, we need the whole story!
ReplyDeletePlease? ;)
I usually flip off my boobs and rearrange patients, so what do I know??
ReplyDeleteOhhh steppin up to Numero Uno! Righteous!
ReplyDeleteWhich one happened first, the timeline is crucial to the back story.
ReplyDeleteMan I gotta go clean the grease off our windows now.....
That sounds like something I'd do. :)
ReplyDeleteWait... You mean you have to arrange them?
ReplyDeleteTOB:
ReplyDeleteAwesome! The weirdos will feel right at home! ;o)
Heinous:
I was wearing 4 inch heels.
FADKOG:
I SURE DID MISS YOU! But I knew you were having a busy weekend what with drinking coffee and all.
Joe:
I'm wise to the rise... ;o)
Orion:
Andy rearranges mine all the time...
Kat:
It's a curse I tell ya'! (just kidding!)
Lidian:
Nope, not hidden! All out there! :o)
Chris:
It can be a hassle (she says sadly).
Queen Goob:
Hmmmm errant panties? That reminds me...
Jacki:
I'd give you hug but my boobs would get in the way and that would be awkward.
jean knee:
Bastards! I hope you catch them jean knee!
Eve:
I would take my top off but I didn't shave today so I would just be hurting myself. ;o)
Angie:
Ha ha! I'll clear it up for ya' tomorrow.
Jen:
I am one popular chick.
Brad:
It sure is and it is sparkly clean!
Jorm:
Mm, uh well, if yours are big enough to rearrange, I think you got bigger problems! ;o)
Abstract:
Check in tomorrow. ;op
Jannie:
Ha ha! Sounds like fun!
Jayson:
Righteous is well, RIGHT! :o)
Andy:
You are so cute.
Rebecca:
Power to the sisters!
JS:
Well, I liken it to how men erhm uh fix their boys...?
Dear GOD, what does this post mean? Were you fired? Am I brain dead?
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