Monday, November 17, 2008

Today I flipped off a patient and rearranged my boobs in front of the window because I forgot it gets dark earlier and people can see IN.



Well, the title says it all so…

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25 comments:

  1. I am Stumbling your boobalicious self, so be prepared, I may have to resort to putting it under Porn with the tags "midget man boob/nipple fetish", but it should send you at least a dozen weirdos. :P

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  2. That backlighting makes you look really tall...

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  3. Bee....have you missed me? I mean, I know that's pretty presumptious of me, but I'm kind of hoping so.

    Anyway, I've gotten caught up here. I flipped the channels and came across that Jack Frost movie and it was, indeed, creepy. So guess what? No one was home, so I got to watch the GF movies. Dang if that wasn't an all day affair. Then last night I went to McDonald's, which I hate, but it was late and I was starving, and I saw they had torn the hell out of the place because they were putting in a coffee bar. A coffee bar?! McDonald's, listen. I just want some horrible 80 cent cheeseburger. That's the backbone of what McDonald's was built on. Not lattes and mochas. I think there are 8,203 other places in the world I could get coffee.

    End of rant. Sorry. If it helps any, I missed you!

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  4. I hate when the days get shorter.

    Note to self--start looking in office windows

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  5. ahahahahahaha....

    i wish i had boobs i could rearrange without getting into trouble.

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  6. wish i had nuff boobs to adjust lol

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  7. Daylight Savings Time has all sorts of hidden disadvantages, doesn't it? Or maybe not so hidden.

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  8. A boob arrangement - it just sounds so positive ;-)

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  9. Best laugh of the morning....by far. At least you weren't digging for errant panties.

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  10. At least you have enough boobs to rearrange! I have my little barely A's here. People would laugh if I did that.

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  11. dang, makes me want to arrange my boobs in front of my window.

    frickin neighbors would call and complain. and then steal my paper

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  12. Bee,
    Take your top off today and see if they let you go home early!
    Eve
    You might need security on the way out.

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  13. Um...the title didn't tell me shit! Why did you flip off a patient? And why were you having to rearrange your boobs in front of a window? I think I may be missing something here, oh I don't know, like the whole fucking story? hehehehehe

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  14. Wow, look at all the lookie-loos checking you out sister.

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  15. You know, I think I'm being discriminated against here..

    When I go to rearrange MY boobs, everyone gets offended, and I get in trouble..

    When some GIRL does it, it's sexy!

    *sigh* I can't get a break...

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  16. I agree with Angies, we need the whole story!

    Please? ;)

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  17. I usually flip off my boobs and rearrange patients, so what do I know??

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  18. Which one happened first, the timeline is crucial to the back story.

    Man I gotta go clean the grease off our windows now.....

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  19. That sounds like something I'd do. :)

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  20. Wait... You mean you have to arrange them?

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  21. TOB:
    Awesome! The weirdos will feel right at home! ;o)

    Heinous:
    I was wearing 4 inch heels.

    FADKOG:
    I SURE DID MISS YOU! But I knew you were having a busy weekend what with drinking coffee and all.

    Joe:
    I'm wise to the rise... ;o)

    Orion:
    Andy rearranges mine all the time...

    Kat:
    It's a curse I tell ya'! (just kidding!)

    Lidian:
    Nope, not hidden! All out there! :o)

    Chris:
    It can be a hassle (she says sadly).

    Queen Goob:
    Hmmmm errant panties? That reminds me...

    Jacki:
    I'd give you hug but my boobs would get in the way and that would be awkward.

    jean knee:
    Bastards! I hope you catch them jean knee!

    Eve:
    I would take my top off but I didn't shave today so I would just be hurting myself. ;o)

    Angie:
    Ha ha! I'll clear it up for ya' tomorrow.

    Jen:
    I am one popular chick.

    Brad:
    It sure is and it is sparkly clean!

    Jorm:
    Mm, uh well, if yours are big enough to rearrange, I think you got bigger problems! ;o)

    Abstract:
    Check in tomorrow. ;op

    Jannie:
    Ha ha! Sounds like fun!

    Jayson:
    Righteous is well, RIGHT! :o)

    Andy:
    You are so cute.

    Rebecca:
    Power to the sisters!

    JS:
    Well, I liken it to how men erhm uh fix their boys...?

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  22. Dear GOD, what does this post mean? Were you fired? Am I brain dead?

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