Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Is it me or is this commercial diiiiiiisturbing!!
Okay, I know I'm lame but I promised to post every day this month.
I leave you with one very important question:
If I were to change the name of my blog, what should I call it? The first person who says "Up yours with a rubber hose!" will get their ass kicked!
This is all hypothetical and allegedly-cal...
Too bad Brian is on hiatus because I'm sure he'd have a million and one suggestions, ALL MEAN.
If this bored you, go read yesterday's post on how I almost fried my eggs.
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I get the feeling we're supposed to think that what that beastie boy is providing is his hung like a horse qualities. That just grosses me out. This commercial doesn't make me want to dash (or trot or gallop) off to the store for Old Spice body wash. Not at all.
ReplyDeleteWill it upset the balanace of things if I don't chime in as FIRST!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete??
I have zero name suggestions. I say you're established as the namesake Muse, so stick to what's stuck!
I'd rename it "Up yours with a rubber hose"...
ReplyDeleteBut then again... I might have picked that up from some subliminal message somewhere...
I think Bee's Musings is a pretty good name. I mean, yes you could call it something like Bee's Droolings or the Ravings of She or what have you, but they don't quite have the same ring.
ReplyDeleteYou should have see the look on my daughter's face when she saw this commercial on TV.
ReplyDeleteNames? Um... I like the name of your blog.
Yeah, I agree with the first commenter...it is supposed to make us think he is hung like a horse. Weird.
ReplyDeleteI like your name the way it is, but maybe something like "The Bee's Knees" because you post the most random things, and so something like "The Bee's Knees" is random, yet keeps the name Bee in there. I dunno.
That commercial is disgusting. ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR THAT HORSE'S BODY ON HIM!!! Makes me want to RUN from that product.
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout To Bee Or Not To Bee.
Kicking It One Ass At A Time
I Am, Therefore I Bee
Altho, I think Bee's Musings is just fine, don't get me wrong. :)
ReplyDeleteBut, since you had assed, I mean asked and all.
Let's see..
ReplyDeleteNames for a blog..
"The A, Bee sees of life.."
Aunt Bee's tales of horror
Fertility Corner (couldn't help myself Bee!)
Fires-R-Bee
Adjustments needed
Can't-cook-a-thon
the list could go on, and on..
Oh, I'm actually channelling Brian, since he's not here to do all the dirty work!
Jorm!!! I am laughing my ass off!
ReplyDeleteJust wait Bee.. I've got more!
ReplyDelete"Hey kids! Get off my lawn!"
"One pull on the bottle, one message answered."
"Female issues, and the men who love to read about them, by Bee"
"The house at Fire Corner"
*Edit* You can also put any other word in there for fire.. Fertility, boob, finger, drunk, etc...
Hope you enjoy these!
no. i refuse to participate in the desecration of this blog!! leave the name bee!! incidentally to all the ladies i'm hung like a horse.
ReplyDeleteYou could start a clothing and shoe blog called BeeWear.
ReplyDeleteTo Bee Or Not To Bee
Fark The Butterfly, Sting Like Bee
Bee's Buzz
Moth To The Flower; Bee To The Flame
I just can't top Jorm without my second pot of coffee.
oh, gosh, that commercial is...weird. It just leaves you feeling a little...weird.
ReplyDeletebestiality implications in marketing are surely not a good thing...
I hope the guy in that commercial never gets laid again cuz he deserves it. freak
ReplyDeletewho's Brian?
The Beehive of course.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe Bee's Hives?
Or Bee Gives Me Hives? :P
Back for more!
ReplyDelete"The Bee's Knees"
"The Busy Bee" *emphasis on 'busy'!*
"1 Bee, 2 Bee, Red Bee, Blue Bee" (for all of those fertile mood swings!)
"A Bee like Mee"
Combine the two you've got now:
"Bee-Mused"
and finally:
"O-Bee 1, the blogging guru"
We could just play with this blog naming thing all day couldn't we.
ReplyDeleteTo BEE or not to BEE
B E E UTIFUL
Mouths are Optional ;)
BEEcause I SAID SO!!!
Like BEE GEES with all the GEES
I AM the Queen BEE
I am not a Spelling BEE
BEEing There
Ah, enough of this folly...I want to try your kitchen inferno tips from last post...
I would love for your blog to be a part of blog4reel.com – the world’s first blog-to-film competition. It’s free! All u do is link this blog to blog4reel.com for a chance to win 2,000!
ReplyDelete– Kimberly (co-creator)
But..but but the musings!
ReplyDeleteWill you still muse Bee?
I can't compete with any of the suggestions given. My brain is empty.
Re the commercial:
ReplyDeleteWrong wrong wrong.
Ew.
My money is with "The Amy Winehouse Bee Hive Blog"
ReplyDeleteI actually kind of like that commercial by the way. I think the actor does a pretty good job being funny.
Damn. I can't see this at work. I'll look you up tonight, babe.
ReplyDeleteBee Dear,
ReplyDeleteI'm going to address the posts the I've missed so this is going to be a doozy.
I hate new bras! Did you know that the person that invented the bra was a man? I believe it might have been Howard Hughes if I'm not mistaken. Bras are like jail for our boobaloobies!
And I think that you should have your mother read the post where you set your kitchen on fire! She would come home ASAP and start cooking!
And, I hate this commercial! I don't understand it! Can you imagine the ideas that lost if this was the winning advertisiment?
And where is Brian?? Oh and why would you want to change the name of your place? I like Bees Musings!
But...
If you're looking for new names...
Let me think here...
Bees Burnin Beans?
Biancas Knockas?
Oh I'm bad at this!
Hmmm....
ReplyDeleteI meant to say
Like Bee Gess but without all the Gees
You need to buy the VE translator I'm afraid...
Hey Bee, yeah, I see Kimberly found you too. It looks legit but not my cup of tea. I don't blog for the money anyway... Are you gonna do it?
ReplyDeleteNew name
ReplyDeleteThe blog formally known as Bee's Musings.
Hey, I just noticed we now have spell check !
I kinda like the way he swishes his tail. Now I'm gonna have a nightmare! Why don't they have any girlataurs?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you have PLENTY of name suggestions!
That commercial makes me feel yucky inside.
ReplyDeleteI think they want to make people feel dirty so they will buy the body wash.
I think you should keep Bee's Musings, but other ideas:
ReplyDeleteAll About Bee
Me Bee
Plan Bee From Outer Space
Let Me Bee
Bee Bop (or Bee Bopper)
And from the other suggestions, I liked "Bee's Buzz", though it sounds like it could be a euphemism for, say, a vibrator or something. Which might be a reason for going with it.
Hmm, am I a retard? I was looking for a link to names for your blog. I guess I answered my own question?
ReplyDeleteBeeware!
ReplyDeleteBee Attitude
ReplyDeleteBee's Whacks
Bee 'ell, Oh Gee!
The Bee Report
The World According to Bee
Bee Land (or "New Beeland", I suppose)
The A - Z of Bee (or "Bee's A - Z")
A Bee, See?
Bee-Logger (some lumberjack's probably already bagged that one)