Friday, August 17, 2007

The universe has taken revenge for the witless

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I know I said I would not post today but I thought you'd get a kick out of laughing at me.

1) While doing dishes yesterday I put my hand in a coffee cup (PD's) so I could scrub it with a sponge, my thumb was on the outside rim of the cup and I rotated the cup with my other hand, you know, in dish washing fashion (if you can call washing dishes fashionable). I got slimed by bright pink lipstick! GROSS GROSS GROSS!

2) While happily chomping away at a tortilla chip (I bought the ones shaped like scoops) which contained taco dip. I took a bite and the chip lodged itself between a small gap in my teeth and poked me like a little spear… OUCH OUCH OUCH! That never happened with butter-freakin-crackers!

I have to say they (the bats) are the way they are because I'm younger (and smarter?) so they automatically think they have the "mom right", you know, the one where they can tell you what to do without any repercussions but I only have one momma so...

I am going to try really hard to stop being mean.

I learned my lesson oh great universe!

I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.
I will not mock people.



(today)

10 comments:

  1. i was eating breakfast! now i'm not hungry!
    scarecrow is a scarecrow!
    -M

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  2. LOL...LOL...

    THANK YOU!!!!

    I NEEDED YOUR POST TO HELP ME WITH MY PAIN IN THE ASS FRIDAY!!!

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  3. LOL!

    Wow, sounds like a rough day :-(

    I hope you don't stop mocking for toooo long. Maybe fate was just trying to say 'take a break' ;-)

    And if you do feel that universe will take revenge you have my full permission to mock me :-D I love reading it as you do it so well!

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  4. M:
    At least you only have to see the pic once, me I have to everyday...

    Nancy:
    yup!

    chris:
    Did you ever watch "Friends"? There's an episode where "Fun Bobby" stops drinking and becomes "Incredibly Dull Bobby" that's me without the mocking! :o)

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  5. hahaha. use those affirmations!

    older women do NOT have to right to be mom. no ma'am. even my own mother barely has that right anymore!

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  6. Is Toto auditioning for a part in "When Harry Met Sally", or isn't she faking it???

    I don't think it's the Universe against you - it would be trying harder. So no need to repent... just yet...

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  7. berta:
    Thanks to you I'm taking my "OBWAT" (you know...) soundtrack to work! :o)

    brian!!:
    For a minute there I thought they had found you and put you in that straight jacket! :o)

    Day got worse today, I went to my meeting with OZ hell bent on getting a raise and got denied!

    My truce with the universe is over!

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  8. liar. you mocked people today...didn't you???

    ....sometimes it's just so easy...let's blame the victim.

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  9. Re straitjacket: They almost got me. It was terrible. I was forced to spend the whole evening hiding out in a pub, where they made me drink large quantities of beer...

    I hope your day improved after work.

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  10. lainey-paney:
    You're right, I probably did mock someone. I guess it's like breathing to me... :o)

    brian:
    If it was also dark, that was the best place to hide, good thinking!

    Yeah, day got better.
    I hung our with my family who proceeded to find new names for OZ, it was very amusing! :o)

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