Who typed in "Bee's big dick" into Google?? You must have liked what you saw cuz you stayed for almost 6 minutes.
That's my own personal record you know, 6 minutes...
Then the next one was "having dreams of trying to kill a bee" what the hell have I done to deserve that??
I recently checked my firstname.lastname@example.org email and I gotta say there's a lot of haters out there. A lot. Some lovers but way too many haters. More on that later.
If you're a hater and love to spew stuff, SERIOUSLYWHOGIVESACARP@GMAIL.COM I'll be waiting!
Also, stay tuned for a post on the Fourth of July titled "Be forewarned British people, Fourth of July is coming to a blog near you!" (umm... sorry Brian.)(sort of).
Bees don't have peniseses (or is it peni?) they have PEANUTS!
It's only a matter time before I'm knocked off the front page of Humor-Blogs and I want to thank all my faithful clickers for taking the time and clicking for yours truly. If there's anything I can do for you by way of monetary compensation, please fill out a W-2 form (with your SS#) and send to my attention.