Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Killing Bee's Big Dick Is An Impossibility.

I need to know who was the wise guy?
Who typed in "Bee's big dick" into Google?? You must have liked what you saw cuz you stayed for almost 6 minutes.
That's my own personal record you know, 6 minutes...

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Then the next one was "having dreams of trying to kill a bee" what the hell have I done to deserve that??
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I recently checked my seriouslywhogivesacrap@gmail.com email and I gotta say there's a lot of haters out there. A lot. Some lovers but way too many haters. More on that later.
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If you're a hater and love to spew stuff, SERIOUSLYWHOGIVESACARP@GMAIL.COM I'll be waiting!
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Also, stay tuned for a post on the Fourth of July titled "Be forewarned British people, Fourth of July is coming to a blog near you!" (umm... sorry Brian.)(sort of).
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P.S.
Bees don't have peniseses (or is it peni?) they have PEANUTS!
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P.P.S.
It's only a matter time before I'm knocked off the front page of Humor-Blogs and I want to thank all my faithful clickers for taking the time and clicking for yours truly. If there's anything I can do for you by way of monetary compensation, please fill out a W-2 form (with your SS#) and send to my attention.

26 comments:

  1. It wasn't me. I found you by way of googling Bee's Microscopic Dick.

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  2. Anon:
    BWAHAHAHAHA!!
    Hey man, I don’t like to brag but mine is probably bigger than yours! ;op

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  3. I'm posting this one anonymously. Remember WWF female wrestler Chyna? She's got an itty-bitty, teenie-weenie, pee-pee. Yes, she does!

    NOT SAFE FOR WORK.....NOT SAFE FOR INNOCENT EYES......NOT SAFE FOR HUMANITY
    Chyna Man

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  4. Wow, Bee. Your blog commenters have really sunk down to the level of a sewage cesspool around here. I'm very disappointed that you associate with such rubbish.

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  5. Schweddy Balls Inc.July 2, 2008 at 10:44 AM

    Yeah, well I GOTS BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU AND THAT'S WHAT REALLY COUNTS!

    The Doctor says they're actually hemorrhoids but I choose to believe that I'm so strong that I grew a pair just by sheer will power.

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  6. It's this kind of thing that makes me glad I don't have any Big Brother stuff on my blog...

    I wonder if that first one was from a mobile device?

    I'm sure the 4th of July stuff will be suitably subtle and understated, just like the nation that is celebrating ;-)

    Or maybe not, but I'll look forward to it all the same.

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  7. Bee: Feel free to delete my comment if it's not inappropriate or offensive enough...

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  8. oh my gawd you people are sick! so very sick.

    what was that thing she had?

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  9. Show us your peanuts, Bee!!!

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  10. "Anon":
    I'll have to take a looksy when I get home.

    EWBL:
    I love to go splashing in cesspools!

    "Schweddy balls":
    Is that like schwart penis? :op

    Brian:
    Thing of the blog materila when people search for "meat log"...

    Brain:
    You are NEVER offensive enough!

    jean knee:
    MAN! Now I WANT to see IT!

    Alice:
    Anything for a price...
    I'd need some extra room too.

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  11. I have to admit to it. I was told bees had the biggest dicks in the bug world and I fell for it! You tickle me so I'm going to keep coming back.

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  12. Sorry your site got a dick hit.
    It won't be long before we look back and just laugh and laugh about this.

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  13. This really stupid movie is on as I write this called "Lars and the real chick"
    The real chick isn't really real, it's one of those sex dolls and her name is....Bianca.

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  14. I'm just a huge Bee Arthur fan, that's how I found your blog.

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  15. Tony:
    Ha! Glad I tickled you just don't tell Andy. :o)

    Damon:
    This one was pretty tame, I've ones about red streak in pubs... ;o)

    Dan:
    Don't those bastards know my name is copyrighted?? And also, WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT CHICK FLICK??

    Acorn King;
    She was the best of the Golden Girls. I mean look who you had to choose from. You had the slut, the flake and the old OLD granny.

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  16. I can't figure out why somebody typed "anal schtick" into a google search bar, and more importantly, I can't figure out why google sent that person to my blog.

    (shameless plug)
    Help FMLP with her video project at http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/06/21/your-participation-would-be-more-than-appreciated/

    See a sample of the clip I submitted at http://andyswww.blogspot.com/

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  17. Hey Bee-- I have a question about my archiving-- it messes up sometimes-- Like the newest blog i have written doesnt actually show on the top.. you know what I mean? I have to click in the sides to find it. How come?? If you dont know-- dont worry about it.

    It is just pissing me off and making me spew steam out my ears.
    haha.
    Thanks

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  18. Anonymous commenters. Now you know you've made it, Bee. Welcome to the show. Almost time to turn on the comment moderation huh?

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  19. But I've got the biggest balls of them all.

    I found your blog through comments (I believe) on RC's site. I clicked because your pic is really cool. I return again and again because you are.

    There, that's as nice as it gets this piece of shit Thursday being spent at home with a mop and a sponge. Better?

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  20. I was just lamenting last week that I never get hate mail. Maybe the secret is to start sending some.

    I'll see what I can whip up, maybe something about that penis of yours.

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  21. Apreggio Andy:
    Hmmmm... That is a puzzler!
    I'll check the video out tonight.

    Sarah:
    You and I have emailed to discuss this issues so I'll just say "Hi!" ;o)

    Sully:
    Nah, it's like getting blows from ninjas. Or something like that.

    Queen Goob:
    Well thanks for coming back! And yes, I am cool! ;o)
    Also, can you come over by my house with your mop and sponge?

    justacoolcat:
    No, no. The pea-nuts do not inspire hate. They inspire love.

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  22. That's hystercial...bee's big d*ck. What the hell are people doing out there?

    Someone once got to my blog from "dead dog photos"...which I promise I don't have any of.

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  23. It wasn't me.

    I found you on Google using "bee's big dick tracy collection"

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  24. Is Bee being a big dick again? I don't know how many times she's been warned. I'll call her mom...

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  25. Wow, we can shamelessly plug our stuff in your blog?

    Hmmm.

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  26. Yeah, I am not clicking on no anonymousess links.

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